Deep pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tomer149
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I prefer deep house
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nod33Eset
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2023
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The chef who invented deep fried cheese said...

The idea just a curd to him....

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2023
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What do you call a dentist who's a deep thinker?

A Flossifer /.\

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nooby_50
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2022
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Hey, do you guys want to hear something really deep?

The Ocean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maaz725
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2023
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Definitely the most impressive performer at the circus today was a lady who could deep-throat anything from scissors, staplers, stilts, screwdrivers, spectacles, and saucepans.

She’s a professional s-word swallower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2023
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When I was feeling sad, my friend told me "It could be worse. At least you aren't stuck at the bottom of a deep hole filled with water."

I know he meant well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2023
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a king cobra.

After 3 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Play2Win1776
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2023
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Ever heard of the movie Constipation?

That’s cause it hasn’t come out yet.

Edit: told to me by my 10 yo son yesterday. I couldn’t hold it in, so had to share.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ebo_72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2023
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I wish.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2023
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Needed a wee at the pool today, so I just did it in the deep end.

Life guard noticed and blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2022
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why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

he was too far out man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fundsoverbuns2x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2023
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happy ending
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Borgir
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2022
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Morbid humor
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2022
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One day we're going to have time machines and it'll mess up the world...

And we'll go "I wish I could go back to a time before time machines"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragonslumber
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2023
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Did Adam and Eve have a date together?

No they had an apple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Axelotl_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2022
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My brother tells me things aren’t so bad, we could be trapped in a hole filled with water

I know he means well

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2023
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Deep rooted thought
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πŸ‘€︎ u/battlegodmars
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2022
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight

You won’t be able to handle the reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtg1960
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2022
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No matter where you swim in the ocean

you will be two feet below sea level.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2022
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A blind Egyptian walking through the desert suddenly feels his feet are wet.

"This must be a mirage, there is no water in the desert"

He was in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirkilliwigglez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2023
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A friend of mine was bragging about digging three deep holes in the ground

Well Well Well……

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ranchman15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2022
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Me: Geez Dr., deep vein thrombosis? That doesn’t sound good.

Dr: You’re right, I was always more of a trumpet guy myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rl_sideburns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2022
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What's the best way to cut driftwood?

With a sea-saw.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2023
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Why was the archeologist so depressed ?

Because his whole life was in ruins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaturnSunRoof
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2023
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My son told me he's cold, so I told him to stand in the corner.

It's 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marfalump
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2022
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What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?

A philosiraptor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2022
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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caleb-the-Titan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2023
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I’m studying to be an archaeologist.

I guess you could say that my life is in ruins.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2022
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Yes, 10 was scared because 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9?

His doctor told him to eat 3^(2) meals a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2022
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Why are Dentists' graves hard to find?

There's no plaque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mccaro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2022
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Did you hear about the actress that just got stabbed?

I think her name was Reece

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2022
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Why did the whale blush?

It saw the ocean’s bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatStankBooty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2022
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I’m glad I know sign language….

……its pretty handy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OPTimberSycamore
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2023
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Why did the man write his novel in his basement?

He wanted it to become a Best Cellar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keithninety
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2022
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Why did the man fall down the well?

Because he couldn't see that well

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2023
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Daughter (playing video game): I have a chest to store things

Me(dad): I mostly just store air in mine

pause

Me: inhale deep

Me: when I breathe

Daughter: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krybchynski
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2023
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What's Santa's favorite pizza?

One that's deep-pan, crisp and even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsNotToArrive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2022
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What’s long and goes deep?

A submarine

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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Today I found out that scuba and tuba are acronyms

Scuba stands for self contained underwater breathing apparatus. And tuba stands for terrible underwater breathing apparatus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestic_Ferrett
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2022
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I waded ankle deep into a Parisian river in February. My buddy asked me, β€œAre you crazy?”

β€œNo,” I replied, I’m just a little in Seine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2022
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My buddy was telling me a girl turned him down because he won't swim in the deep end of a pool

How shallow is that?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cnb3105
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2022
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People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.

But take a look at me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onereasonwhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2022
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Well Damn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingiviitis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2022
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A bit too deep...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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What do Australians say when they see a big, deep pond that they’re really fond of?

I like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwasgeoff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2022
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Why do scuba divers always dive backwards?

Because if they dive forward they’ll hit the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldmonkandwater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2022
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I dig, you dig, she dig, we dig, you dig...

The poem may not be beautiful, but it's certainly very deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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Did You Hear About The Miner Who Was A Philosopher?

They Say He Was Very Deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syntacks113
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2022
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