Deep pun
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︎ Jan 17 2019
I prefer deep house
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︎ Feb 02 2023
The chef who invented deep fried cheese said...
The idea just a curd to him....
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︎ Jan 29 2023
What do you call a dentist who's a deep thinker?
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︎ Dec 23 2022
Hey, do you guys want to hear something really deep?
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︎ Jan 29 2023
Definitely the most impressive performer at the circus today was a lady who could deep-throat anything from scissors, staplers, stilts, screwdrivers, spectacles, and saucepans.
Sheβs a professional s-word swallower.
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︎ Feb 06 2023
When I was feeling sad, my friend told me "It could be worse. At least you aren't stuck at the bottom of a deep hole filled with water."
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︎ Jan 22 2023
Chuck Norris once got bit by a king cobra.
After 3 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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︎ Jan 28 2023
Ever heard of the movie Constipation?
Thatβs cause it hasnβt come out yet.
Edit: told to me by my 10 yo son yesterday. I couldnβt hold it in, so had to share.
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︎ Jan 25 2023
I wish.
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︎ Jan 13 2023
Needed a wee at the pool today, so I just did it in the deep end.
Life guard noticed and blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in.
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︎ Aug 06 2022
why couldnβt the lifeguard save the hippie?
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︎ Jan 11 2023
happy ending
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︎ Dec 13 2022
Morbid humor
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︎ Dec 13 2022
One day we're going to have time machines and it'll mess up the world...
And we'll go "I wish I could go back to a time before time machines"
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︎ Feb 02 2023
Did Adam and Eve have a date together?
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︎ Dec 25 2022
My brother tells me things arenβt so bad, we could be trapped in a hole filled with water
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︎ Feb 03 2023
Deep rooted thought
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︎ Apr 12 2022
Never challenge death to a pillow fight
You wonβt be able to handle the reaper cushions
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︎ Dec 24 2022
No matter where you swim in the ocean
you will be two feet below sea level.
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︎ Dec 30 2022
A blind Egyptian walking through the desert suddenly feels his feet are wet.
"This must be a mirage, there is no water in the desert"
He was in denial.
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︎ Feb 02 2023
A friend of mine was bragging about digging three deep holes in the ground
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︎ Oct 06 2022
Me: Geez Dr., deep vein thrombosis? That doesnβt sound good.
Dr: Youβre right, I was always more of a trumpet guy myself.
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︎ Oct 06 2022
What's the best way to cut driftwood?
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︎ Jan 01 2023
Why was the archeologist so depressed ?
Because his whole life was in ruins.
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︎ Jan 24 2023
My son told me he's cold, so I told him to stand in the corner.
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︎ Dec 30 2022
What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
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︎ Sep 01 2022
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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︎ Jan 23 2023
Iβm studying to be an archaeologist.
I guess you could say that my life is in ruins.
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︎ Nov 09 2022
Yes, 10 was scared because 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
His doctor told him to eat 3^(2) meals a day.
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︎ Oct 05 2022
Why are Dentists' graves hard to find?
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︎ Nov 29 2022
Did you hear about the actress that just got stabbed?
I think her name was Reece
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︎ Dec 29 2022
Why did the whale blush?
It saw the oceanβs bottom.
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︎ Dec 27 2022
Iβm glad I know sign languageβ¦.
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︎ Jan 29 2023
Why did the man write his novel in his basement?
He wanted it to become a Best Cellar
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︎ Nov 18 2022
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
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︎ Jan 15 2023
Daughter (playing video game): I have a chest to store things
Me(dad): I mostly just store air in mine
pause
Me: inhale deep
Me: when I breathe
Daughter: groan
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︎ Feb 05 2023
What's Santa's favorite pizza?
One that's deep-pan, crisp and even
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︎ Dec 25 2022
Whatβs long and goes deep?
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︎ Aug 11 2022
Today I found out that scuba and tuba are acronyms
Scuba stands for self contained underwater breathing apparatus. And tuba stands for terrible underwater breathing apparatus.
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︎ Oct 25 2022
I waded ankle deep into a Parisian river in February. My buddy asked me, βAre you crazy?β
βNo,β I replied, Iβm just a little in Seine!
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︎ Sep 04 2022
My buddy was telling me a girl turned him down because he won't swim in the deep end of a pool
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︎ Jun 25 2022
People said Iβd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
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︎ Dec 18 2022
Well Damn
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︎ Dec 01 2022
A bit too deep...
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︎ Aug 14 2021
What do Australians say when they see a big, deep pond that theyβre really fond of?
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︎ Aug 26 2022
Why do scuba divers always dive backwards?
Because if they dive forward theyβll hit the boat.
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︎ Dec 23 2022
I dig, you dig, she dig, we dig, you dig...
The poem may not be beautiful, but it's certainly very deep.
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︎ Nov 17 2022
Did You Hear About The Miner Who Was A Philosopher?
They Say He Was Very Deep
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