Deep Sea Puns

Because he can tuna piano but he can't tuna fish

A-fish-in-sea

The pressure was too much.

This is a new low.

If they went forward they'd end up back in the boat.

They have a lot of pressure on them.

Damn cuddlefish always wanting to participate in PDAs...

Just for the halibut

It’s high-pressure work but someone’s gotta do it...

my brother talking about a documentary he watched on deep sea fish..

brother: the deeper you go the crazier it gets some fish look like they have light bulbs attached to there head

dad: it must get very dark when the bulb runs out

We got a long well.

Because it's too salty.

One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. 🤪🤣

At sea cause deep down they are good people.