What do you call it when you catch a fish on every cast while deep sea fishing?

A-fish-in-sea

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CodyMadeThis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.

The pressure was too much.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2020
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My brother and I are really competitive, and he just broke my record for deep sea diving.

This is a new low.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2020
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Why do deep sea divers fall backward from a boat when entering the water?

If they went forward they'd end up back in the boat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shdchko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2019
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I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!

Damn cuddlefish always wanting to participate in PDAs...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2019
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I feel bad for deep sea fish..

They have a lot of pressure on them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jblack2236
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2018
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I went deep-sea fishing yesterday

Just for the halibut

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/caffeine_bos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2019
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I just got hired as a deep-sea barometer!

It’s high-pressure work but someone’s gotta do it...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/z4chc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2017
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Deep sea fish

my brother talking about a documentary he watched on deep sea fish..

brother: the deeper you go the crazier it gets some fish look like they have light bulbs attached to there head

dad: it must get very dark when the bulb runs out

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spacer22
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2014
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Two prawns were swimming around in the sea

One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. πŸ€ͺ🀣

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2020
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Why can't the ocean take a joke?

Because it's too salty.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Medara
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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Where do you bury a lawyer?

At sea cause deep down they are good people.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/just_another_fanboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2014
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