It was a small price toupee.
It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
It's a minor problem
I just got an 84-inch screen TV for my family. Not gonna lie, it was a pretty good trade.
If a spider catches more moths than they need, can they sell them on the web?
He works it out with a pencil.
You drop acid and touch base!
The Pearents
It's just water under the fridge.
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
Teacher: “So I want everyone to understand that a dead body isn’t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with one”
The teacher has everyone turn their body over
Teacher: “Now I want you all to stick your finger in it’s ass and hold it in there for a moment”
all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first
Teacher: “Okay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I do”
The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked
As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, “now see it’s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my class”.
With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz
A coping saw!
It's called Goodwill Hunting.
It’s just a mythunderstanding.
So we did it squid pro quo
It was snow big deal.
Dad: Well, it means a great deal, actually…
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
She said “I just go with the flow”.
I guess it's a case of either-oar.
There's bound to be a lock down there
Its just a miner problem.
They have little patients.
But you have to urn it.
How could I turn that down!?
It's my vice.
I tried to tell her multiple times that I was working for Pepsi, but she just wouldn't listen.
Cardealogist
None of them make cents anymore!
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
Bunch of chicken tenders
It’s really been a great cake day
I’m doing these prostate exams my way.
I don’t know why I thought it’d be a good idea. I lost my head when buying them
At the second hand store
I told him that's the last thing I need
