My deaf son is so stubborn, I don't know how to deal with him anymore.
I'm not sure what the big deal is with the national bird of the U.S
I've never seen its balls, but people keep saying it's a Balled Eagle
One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
How does a mathematician deal with constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?
Confusing Venus with Aphrodite is no big deal.
It’s just a mythunderstanding.
What tool would deal best with a traumatic event?
I asked my wife “What’s it like having to deal with periods?”
She said “I just go with the flow”.
What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?
None of them make cents anymore!
What do you call a doctor who also deals with cars ?
What's the deal with those people who take care of chickens?
My daughter said she didnt wanna deal with lice
But i told her we had to take this problem head on
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
What's the deal with a door and a bell?
On their own they are not really cute, but together they are adorable!
My wife said the best way to deal with bugs in the kitchen is to just leave them alone.
Personally I think that is just ignore ants.
I just made a deal with a roof building firm
Hopefully it doesn’t fall through
What’s the deal with airline food? (COVID-19 Themed)
Dad: What’s the deal with airline food?
Kid: I don’t know dad, what?
Dad: I don’t know either I’m quarantined
As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
Hear about the jazz player that made a deal with the devil?
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
A genie granted me one wish. I wanted to be rich, but didn't want to deal with the IRS and decided I wanted wealth as I needed it. So I wished for the touch of Midas.
After that, everything I touched turned into a muffler.
We’ve got a lot of issues to deal with
How did the supervisor deal with the incompetent employees?
I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
People make such a big deal about vegans, which I don’t understand because I’ve never had beef with one.
My son gets really excited when we go to the natural history museum. When he gets near the prehistoric bones, he just explodes with excitement and I can't deal with is new strength.
I'm just not qualified to handle his dino-might.
Who deals with the funerals of gods?
An immortician
>A dumb joke a thought up playing hockey one day
How does a nymphomaniac deal with her addiction?
She thinks about it long and hard.
My sister and I have to deal with pops constantly joking with lame quips and puns...
You could say /r/dadjokes a lot.
My friend thinks it’s easier to deal with fractions than with decimals.
I said, “You’re missing the point.”
My wife wanted me to attend a flea market this weekend that only deals with Middle Eastern items...
I thought hmmm.... that’s bazaar.
Just wanted to remind everyone of all the hard work the significant others of superheroes do. They deal with so much, have to be in their shadow, yet still stand by them...
They really are fucking heroes
What was the deal with the closet?
It had a bunch of hangups. And it came with some bagage.
Did you hear about the car salesman who tried making a deal with the devil?
He couldn't a Ford to sell his Soul.
I got offered an amazing deal today, someone offered to sell me a stereo with a broken volume knob!
I don’t understand y algebra class has so many variables to deal with.
How did the 8th grader deal with the bully that wouldn't let him enter the restroom?
He had to fight. For his right. To POTTY!!!
What do you call apps which deal with the human nervous system?
Sean Connery announces new marketing deal with Gillette
Not sure if you saw the media blitz early yesterday morning, when Sean Connery announced to the world that it was Daylight Shavings Time.
Why do people choose suicide as a way to deal with their problems?
This is what I have to deal with on a daily basis
After lunch, walking back to the office with two of my colleagues. One of them is carrying a lemon. The other one asks him: "Do you want me to help you with that lemon? So I could be your lemonaide"
sigh...
...Now guess which of the two is a dad
I'm kind of a big deal, I'm on a first name basis with both Adele and Cher.
The first president of the United States had to deal with a lot of laundry.
He was washing ton of it.
Whats the deal with airline food?
What part of the brain deals with the knowledge of trees?
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