Do Business Puns

A list of puns related to "Do Business"

Where do jewellery shops get most of their repeat business from?

Trees, they get a new ring every year.

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👤︎ u/THPSROCKS
📅︎ May 30 2021
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The sasquatch wanted to do business with me while remaining untraceable...

I told him I don't take cryptidcurrency.

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👤︎ u/sjmaeff
📅︎ Jul 14 2021
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Why do short-tempered doctors always go out of business?

They don't have any patients.

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👤︎ u/smakattak
📅︎ May 20 2021
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Some guys are talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one of the friends say "I sit down when I pee"

Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"

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👤︎ u/Scarfbit
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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What do you call the money your garbage business earns?

Gross revenue

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👤︎ u/Iamafillintheblank
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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What do you call an atheist business?

A non-prophet organization.

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👤︎ u/Juractive
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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What do you call a gay business meeting?

A Mandate :3

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👤︎ u/rabbitsdiedaily
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?

An entre-manure

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👤︎ u/onesadbean
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call a chef who's looking to start their own business?

An entree-preneur

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👤︎ u/MrBossMan007
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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I finally taught my dog do do his business outside...

He started with a lemonade stand and eventually earned enough to move into a new dogcondo down the street.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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What sort of money do need if you want to start your own landscaping business?

A hedge fund.

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👤︎ u/TOHSNBN
📅︎ Jun 13 2017
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What did the ninja do when he wanted to get people for his new business?

He hiya!

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👤︎ u/huhmanrawx
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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What do you call it when a group of business executives start a band?

Linked’in park

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👤︎ u/NotVeryPolitical
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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What do you call a martial artist in a business suit?

A TIE fighter.

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👤︎ u/xShadowHunter94x
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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👤︎ u/RockyRockington
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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What did the business man do when he found a cash cow?

He milked it for everything it was worth.

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👤︎ u/zydecolarry
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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What do business people wear in Thailand?

Suit & Thai

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👤︎ u/CrayonFox
📅︎ Jan 16 2018
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What do you call a business man's crappy dinner?

Entree-manure.

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👤︎ u/Gogetenks
📅︎ Jun 19 2017
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What do you call a veterinarian that starts his own business?

An entrepeneuter!

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👤︎ u/ss5gogetunks
📅︎ Jan 27 2015
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Why do people in the restaurant business make the best shopping partners?

Cause most of them are pretty good waiters

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👤︎ u/DocKiffe
📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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