Santa accidentally cut himself while chopping up potatoes.

He was making a batch of chips.

Cringle cut.

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👤︎ u/alliedcola
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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In choir practice

We were singing a piece that was arranged by a person named Micheal Jackson with the middle name that was abbreviated with an "O". Without skipping a beat an older fellow says. "hmmm must be the Irish couter part Micheal O'Jackson", all other dads gave the smile and nod of approval while I cringled to myself.

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👤︎ u/neilope
📅︎ Oct 16 2013
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