Did you hear the joke about the convicted criminal ?

It's a killer.

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👤︎ u/Arklaw
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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What's a convicted criminal called who plays with other people's emotions?

An emoticon.

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👤︎ u/turcois
📅︎ Sep 06 2015
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Breaking news, plice van crashes into cement mixer

A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.

Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.

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👤︎ u/capngloval
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Why hasn't Abraham Lincoln ever been charged with a crime?

He's in a cent.

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📅︎ Jan 27 2017
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