Dad joked a fishy customer and got dad joked in return.
I work in sales and a man with the last name 'Salmon' ordered some goods from us, his Credit Card payment wasn't passing our credit rating. He asked me for some help and I said 'I dolphinately haven't seen anything this fishy in a whale'
He chuckled to himself and asked me 'Did you just make a fish pun on porpoise?'
Who know there were so many dad's out there!
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75...
...a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
Credit goes to an excellent joke making friend of mine
