I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet
But then my browser froze
Need help thinking of an ice cream pun
More specifically, my friend and I are going to every ice cream place we possibly can this summer and want to think of a name for our little adventure. "Tour de cone" is a dumb example we came up with. Anyone have other suggestions!? Thanks!
Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese....
I told them we only accept cash.
I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.
I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?
The driver blamed it on the rocky road
What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?
An ice cream van crashed in the street today
The whole area is coned off.
I went to a microbrewery and a soft serve ice cream store the other day.
If an ice cream van breaks down....
...do they have to put out cones ?
What’s Adrian‘s favorite ice cream
What's the difference between rockets and an empty plate at an English cream tea?
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Did you hear about the man who abandoned his diet, for an ice cream cone?
I get most of my news as a cream that I rub on my skin
What would you call a businessman with a face covered in whipped cream?
What is Ernie's favorite type of ice cream?
What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
Why did it take dad an hour to choose which skin cream to buy?
He didn't want to make a rash decision.
My wife: Who ate all the ice cream?
Me: It was my friend Reese.
Her: Huh? how?
Me: Witherspoon.
Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?
He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
Chocolate ice cream
Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said “let’s play a game”. How many “vans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said “one”(correct) So how many “straws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said “one” again (correct) So then how many “ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no “F” in chocolate ice cream - I said “Exactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
Why did the ice cream sundae break up?
How does Reese eat her ice-cream?
How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
What happens if you eat too much ice cream at DQ?
They have milkshakes with whipped cream and cherries at Chick-fil-A, but nothing more elaborate...
Otherwise, they might have to work on sundaes.
My Doctor has just prescribed some anti gloating cream
I can’t wait to rub it in
Where did the salad dressing go for rehab?
What do you call a scoop of ice cream in your hand?
A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...
Police said he'd topped himself
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Why can't Neo eat his ice cream?
Because there is no spoon
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
What did the ice cream maker use to water his garden?
What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
Everyone I ask can't remember either.
I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.
Why won't Rick Astly ever take his girlfriend out for an ice cream date?
Cuz he'll never dessert you...
Customer: "I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."
Cashier: "Sorry, we only accept cash."
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
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