Those that understand binary and those that don't.
because we can't "c" in dark
All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
Loutenants
Because he was all bark!
Raw-men.
He took out a provo-loan
I said, “That’s...a novel idea.”
Quillions.
Proud of my 7 year old for coming up with this
Sus-fish-ious.
I told him “I don’t know what”, but he asked his mother.
But I can’t see a baby boy and girl named grandpa and grandma.
"Oh my, that's horrible news, doctor. But will the pancakes really be able to help me get better?""No, that's just the only thing we can slide under the door."
See-horses.
But then what do you call horses that can’t make up their minds?
See-saw-horses.
I told her to put a lid on it.
It's Bordeauxing on the ridiculous now
He nailed it!
Bruised Wayne
The bogeyman
...until I realized the paper was jamming.
That's where I draw the lime
They only eat Brians!
Disgruntled
You know what the situation is if you have an Atheist who has dyslexia and has insomnia?
You get a person who stays up all night trying to figure out if there really is a dog or not.
Thank you… good night… and tip your servers.😂🤣😂
It was making a racket!
You should have see her face when I drove pasta
Clark Can't
At a Bee & Bee
It’s all about “making the small things count”.
The Kernel.
Just in case
Edit: I didn't design this before anyone asks, printed it from a file here: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5439937
But car jokes just aren’t my Forte.
You can tuna piano, but you can't tuba toothpaste...
Ground beef
They were all stuck with stalagtights
yes, I actually came up with that, and I'm ashamed.
Cause they don’t know where home is
The police say he'll be charged in the morning.
Phil
They swung first.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁
