Quotations Puns

A list of puns related to "Quotations"

I'm writing a book based off quotations from the best-selling authors in history

I'm calling it Crazy Rich Citations

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👤︎ u/pikk
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”

They get really pissed off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 20 2018
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I Dad Joked my Dad

My brother was recently deployed for the military, my dad likes to send him stuff to keep in touch. One day my father says,

"Son, remind me about the letters."

I respond "sure dad A, B, C, D, E, F, G....."

Edit: Punctuation (This is my first time posting anything on Reddit.)

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👤︎ u/Crooked_Jester
📅︎ Oct 07 2016
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