Warmed in the microwave is so much better.
I'm going vegan today.
:D
But I still get the urge to go into the fridge and light up a slice.
His coat kept catching on fire
... always liked bologna better anyway.
No left overs for me on thanksgiving!
But I’ve started smoking cigarettes.
he has to quit cold turkey 🤣
Now he's quit cold turkey
But I just can’t quit cold turkey
I was able to quit cold turkey
But I’m not about to quit cold turkey
I told him "the best way to break that addiction is to quit cold turkey"
I'm quitting cold turkey
But I told them I couldn’t quit cold turkey
...it's time to quit cold turkey.
There's a lot of cold turkey to go around.
I’m quitting cold turkey.
My family tells me that after two weeks, I have to quit cold Turkey.
I'm going to quit cold turkey.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
I'm quitting cold-turkey.
I just need to quit cold turkey.
My butcher is going from five days a week to four days a week in order to ease himself into retirement. I don't think I can shop there anymore. It's just too odd having a butcher who can't do cold turkey.
I need to stop eating cold turkey
Looks like I'm going to have to quit cold turkey.
[from NPR-- this sub doesn't allow link posts]
The annual turkey pardon is a silly tradition, and President Obama knows it. On Wednesday, before pardoning turkeys named Tater and Tot, Obama summed up his feelings about this particular duty.
"It is my great privilege — well, it's my privilege — actually, let's just say it's my job to grant them clemency this afternoon," Obama said.
Not in attendance for the president's final turkey pardoning ceremony were first daughters Sasha and Malia Obama, who gamely laughed alongside their father last year. So instead, the president's nephews Austin and Aaron Robinson stood by for what Obama called his "corny-copia of dad jokes about turkeys."
And thus began a pun-fest for the ages. Here's a list of President Obama's groaners from this year's pardoning ceremony:
"Actually [Sasha and Malia] just couldn't take my jokes anymore. They were fed up."
"What I haven't told them yet is we are going to do this every year from now on. No cameras, just us, every year. No way I'm cutting this habit cold turkey."
"Tater is here in a backup role just in case Tot can't fulfill his duties. So he's sort of like the vice turkey. We're working on getting him a pair of aviator glasses."
"I want to take a moment to recognize the brave turkeys who weren't so lucky. Who didn't get to ride the gravy train to freedom. Who met their fate with courage and sacrifice and proved that they weren't chicken."
[After touting positive economic indicators and the low uninsured rate] "That's worth gobbling about."
"We should also make sure everyone has something to eat on Thanksgiving. Of course, except the turkeys, because they're already stuffed."
"When somebody at your table tells you that you've been hogging all of the side dishes, you can't have any more, I hope that you respond with a creed that sums up the spirit of a hungry people: 'Yes, we cran.' "
"Look, I know there are some bad ones in here, but this is the last time I'm doing this, so we're not leaving any room for leftovers."
"And now from the Rose Garden, Tater and Tot will go to their new home at Virginia Tech, which is admittedly a bit hokey." (The Hokies are the Virginia Tech mascot.)
"And so let's get on with the pardoning. Because it's Wednesday afternoon and everyone knows that Thanksgiving traffic can put people in a foul mood."
[from NPR -- http://www.npr.org/2016/11/23/503178220/president-obamas-2016-turkey-pardon-dad-jokes-the-definitive-list?utm_source=facebook.com
... keep reading on reddit ➡I picked the wrong weekend to quit cold turkey.
I had to quit cold turkey.
...but I just couldn't quit cold turkey.
Even though I quit cold turkey
But then I quit cold turkey.
Cold turkey
I had to quit cold turkey.
Cold turkey.
He quit cold turkey.
I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey
But I told them I couldn't quit "cold turkey "
