Did you hear about Jane who fell into the meat chopper ? They say it was an accident.
Well, I had been on the scene and disagree with that.
To me it looked like a mincident
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
My dad made another dad joke but this time it was die hard 5 instead of die hard 4.
You may have seen my other post a couple weeks back about die hard 4 and it got really popular and now my dad has made another joke and I want to prove to him that this was a bad one.
When the Russian guy was pushed off the building by mcclaines son and sliced by the helicopter, my dad said, “he got choppered.” Am I wrong or was this one a bad one?
If you're messing with Kobe Bryant.... Does that mean you've got some "kobe beef"
No offence to any fans...or followers.....it's in his tribute... I just wish someone else was on that chopper... Sorry if it offended you guys
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef but no one can pea soup
