Did you hear about Jane who fell into the meat chopper ? They say it was an accident.
Well, I had been on the scene and disagree with that.
To me it looked like a mincident
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
My dad made another dad joke but this time it was die hard 5 instead of die hard 4.
You may have seen my other post a couple weeks back about die hard 4 and it got really popular and now my dad has made another joke and I want to prove to him that this was a bad one.
When the Russian guy was pushed off the building by mcclaines son and sliced by the helicopter, my dad said, “he got choppered.” Am I wrong or was this one a bad one?
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef but no one can pea soup
