Our waiter at a Chinese restaurant said "Soy sauce" . . .
So I said "Hola, Sauce. Soy papΓ‘."
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︎ May 07 2021
A Chinese restaurant got vandalized
It was an act of wonton destruction
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︎ May 13 2021
Did you hear about the new Chinese-German fusion restaurant?
The food is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.
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︎ May 03 2021
I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant
Police say it was a case of wonton destruction
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I got two cookies in one bag at the Chinese restaurant...
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?
Scenes of wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My grandson got a cookie from a Chinese restaurant with no piece of paper in it
I told him it was very unfortunate
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Have you seen that new Chinese/Mediterranean restaurant started by that guy from Cairo?
It's called Wok like an Egyptian.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Why was the man sad that he lost his cookie from the Chinese Restaurant?
His carelessness cost him a fortune.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Donβt wok away from me!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Chinese restaurants do not get enough appreciation for all the work that they do
Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a chicken how to fry?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
How did the thief get home from the Chinese restaurant?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Your Chinese restaurant is too bright...
...maybe you should dimsum.
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︎ May 30 2020
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: βIsnβt that a great looking ship?β Mike replied:
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︎ Aug 11 2020
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant
Is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.
The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."
The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "
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︎ Jul 15 2020
A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...
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︎ May 02 2020
What do you call a storage space in a Chinese restaurant?
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I plan to open a 24 hour Chinese restaurant.
Iβm going to name it Wok Around the Clock.
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︎ Sep 15 2019
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
The lights in the Chinese restaurant were too bright
so I asked if they could dim sum.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
What does the chef of a Chinese New York restaurant say, when you barge into their kitchen?
HEYYY I'M WOKKIN ERE π½π³
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Unfortunately, the Chinese takeout restaurant forgot my cookies.
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︎ Aug 17 2018
Chinese restaurants...
They certainly Wok the Wok.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
I went to try a new Chinese-German fusion restaurant for dinner last night.
30 minutes later, I was hungry for power.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
I tried playing hide and seek with the girl who works at my local Chinese restaurant.
No good, she kept Peking.
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Why is it so hard to play hide and seek inside a Chinese restaurant?
Because the ducks are always Peking.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
I was at my local Chinese Restaurant
The waitress was not very happy when i asked for noods
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︎ Sep 28 2018
I went to a Chinese food restaurant and the appetizers got me really high
Thatβs the last time I order the pot stickers
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Chinese Restaurant owner is correct in more than one way. [X-POST]
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︎ May 15 2018
My family were out at a Chinese restaurant last night...
Me: "I'll get the roast duck breast please"
Sis: "I'll have the duck legs"
Mom: "I'll get the fried duck wings"
Dad: "I'll get the bill"
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︎ Mar 28 2019
My brother-in-law took us to a bad Chinese restaurant...
He apologized profusely, but I just told him, "You dim sum, you lose some."
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︎ Feb 13 2019
A pot of noodle dough soup boiled over at the local Chinese restaurant and the place burned to the ground.
The insurance company determined it was a case of wonton negligence.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
My new restaurant is a fusion of Chinese and Native Alaskan cuisines.
It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.
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︎ Feb 25 2018
How are Chinese food restaurants still in business?
They lose fortunes every day
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︎ Sep 14 2018
Why was the cannibal's Chinese restaurant shut down?
For human rice violations.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Shawty goes into a Chinese restaurant..
Shawty got low, low, low, low mein
Earned facepalm from the kids.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
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︎ Oct 31 2013
Ever hear about the chinese restaurant owner that sold his establishment for crack?
they say he hit a new lo, mein.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
Have you ever noticed how dark it is inside most Chinese restaurants?
Iβm not sure what they do to the lights but I think they dim some
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︎ Sep 14 2018
My mom pulled the best dad joke I've ever heard at a Chinese restaurant the other day
Her friend had come along with us to the buffet and was eating something that I can't quite remember now, but she ends up asking "where is the duck sauce?" To which my mom, without even skipping a beat, blurted out the following words with not a single emotion on her face, "probably next to the quackers". I almost choked on my food I was laughing so hard. Love you mom
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︎ May 13 2014
What do you call a Chinese restaurant run by a vegan?
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︎ Aug 01 2018
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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︎ Jan 10 2021
A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.
It was wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized?
It was an act of wonton destruction.
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︎ Nov 25 2018
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