I found a restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. It’s called...

Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... There’ll be Peas When You Are Done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A man with a Mexican accent is delivering snails to a French restaurant.

He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"

Escargot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AyoRobo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Got thrown out of a Parisian restaurant called 'La Guerre' because they didn't believe I could speak French. This means war, I said.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomsquared
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I always take a first date out to a French restaurant. Girls love eating somewhere francy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowfax1138
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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My dad avoids all French restaurants...

They give him the crepes

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Hitler goes to a French restaurant

The waiter says, "Our special this evening is filet mignon served with au jus." Hitler says, "I'll try the steak, but I'd prefer to eat alone."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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I sat down at a French restaurant and asked for the local delicacy.

The waiter replied "Escargo"? I looked at him confused and said "yeah it's running fine thanks".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supernovaload
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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This chef was fired from a fancy French restaurant, so he went back with a bomb under his clothes. Everyone remembers his name:

Linoleum Blownapart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2014
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Four women...

...who work together in a French restaurant, making sauces, decided to form a 90s tribute band. They're calling it Bernaise Ladies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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When I used to work at a restaurant...

For awhile there in university, I worked as an appetizer cook for a higher end restaurant. At the end of some shifts I'd make use of the staff discount and cook up some calamari or make a sushi roll for myself.

Sometimes my GF (now wife) would join me in this post-shift snack. When she would ask something equivalent to, "How was your shift?" I'd often respond mid-bite and say in a snooty French accent, "I ate my work!" She's been groaning for almost 20 years now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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Classic dad in france joke

We're on vacation in paris, eating at a restaurant.

Dad: Are we up for another bottle de vin? (terrible french accent)

Mom: Hey, C'est la vie.

Dad: La vie, but what about the wine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bklynbraver
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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