A list of puns related to "French Restaurant"
Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... Thereβll be Peas When You Are Done.
He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"
Escargot.
They give him the crepes
The waiter says, "Our special this evening is filet mignon served with au jus." Hitler says, "I'll try the steak, but I'd prefer to eat alone."
The waiter replied "Escargo"? I looked at him confused and said "yeah it's running fine thanks".
Linoleum Blownapart.
...who work together in a French restaurant, making sauces, decided to form a 90s tribute band. They're calling it Bernaise Ladies.
For awhile there in university, I worked as an appetizer cook for a higher end restaurant. At the end of some shifts I'd make use of the staff discount and cook up some calamari or make a sushi roll for myself.
Sometimes my GF (now wife) would join me in this post-shift snack. When she would ask something equivalent to, "How was your shift?" I'd often respond mid-bite and say in a snooty French accent, "I ate my work!" She's been groaning for almost 20 years now.
We're on vacation in paris, eating at a restaurant.
Dad: Are we up for another bottle de vin? (terrible french accent)
Mom: Hey, C'est la vie.
Dad: La vie, but what about the wine?
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