A list of puns related to "Mexican Restaurant"
A1C por favor
He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"
Escargot.
Hispanic attack
He was looking for a good CASE-IDEA
Because they knew they’d have a toot-in-common!
I told him it’s “nacho business”
They're speciality is phojitas
He can talk the talk, but can he guac the guac?
He does it to this day and laughs every time, my sister and mother have chosen to start ignoring that type of behavior which makes it funnier to me
Bee-rritos
They give him good case ideas.
He wanted a good case idea
Not exactly a joke, just something to taco bout.
Chips and guaca-guaca-guaca-guaca.
Gwaka-wakamole.
"...a thousand words"
Poor flavor
“Make queso, number one.”
My friend asked me if poblano peppers were hot. I said "I don't know, pobanobly not" and then chuckled for two minutes while she rolled her eyes.
They don't wanna taco bout it
She asked if I minded her taking some cheese dip off of my plate.
I told her, "Of course not. Mi queso es su queso."
He didn't wanna taco' bout it.
Going to call it Guacamoré.
Went to dinner at a nice Mexican restaurant with my fiance and ordered a taco, burrito, and enchilada combo plate. When the food came I asked her,
"Is it just me, or does this seem bigger than an inch?"
(Her) "What do you mean?".
(Me) "Well it's call an 'Inch-a-lota'....".
Needless to say her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she sighed the ultimate sigh of dad-joke disappointment.
The labels all read "break in queso emergency".
Waitress asking us if we've finished our food: "are you finish?" Dad: "No, we are Danish"
dad then proceeds to erupt in laughter
A waiter in a sombrero barely missed me when he was walking past with a tray of drinks.
My dad leaned over and said: "that was a close Juan"
...with generic Mariachi music in the background: "This is my favorite song! I was hoping they would play it!"
"Hola, what can I get for you folks?" "Fettucini alfredo. Hehehehehehehee"
Any time I order something that lists "chicken" as an option, like fajitas for example, he asks the following:
"You've got fajitas? Okay, chicken or pollo?"
At this point I just tell him either one is fine.
He was looking for a good case-idea.
Because he was looking for a good case idea.
But I don't want to taco bout it.
“Make queso, number one.”
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