What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?
They have milkshakes with whipped cream and cherries at Chick-fil-A, but nothing more elaborate...
Otherwise, they might have to work on sundaes.
4 year-old daughter: Daddy, do you know what I'm going to name this cow from Chick-fil-a?
Moovie!
One man-tear was shed.
Today I resolved a conflict between two chicks
That's the first time I made chickpeace.
Been talking to this smokin hot chick.
Super hot. We made plans to lift at the gym. She didn't show. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars.'
This girl asked me if I more into a chick's breasts or thighs
I told her that's none of her business and I just want some KFC
Some chick named Susan threw herself at me.
Four days later and I still can’t believe I got sued.
Raising chickens at home, just asked my Dad "how do I tell if a baby chick is male or female?"
Dad: "look for the pecker"
What do french chicks smoke?
I started talking to this chick that's a Pilot.
The only problem is I'm not into plane girls
What do you call a chick that acts like a dude?
Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now
They wash their hands religiously
Where’s the best place to pick up chicks?
Hey guys if you need to determine how Basic a chick is.
What's the difference between a lentile and a chick pea?
I've never had a lentile on my chest before.
I live in genuine terror of boiling an egg and cracking it open to find a dead, boiled chick inside
I fucked a fat chick in an elevator
It was wrong on so many levels
Know how I know Chicks dig dad jokes?
Otherwise they'd be called single guy jokes
Just a guy at the airport trying to pick up chicks
I work at a Chick Fil A, and a customer came in with a Burger King bag, sat down, and started eating.
A pretty tasteless joke if you ask me.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
"How expensive are baby chicks?"
"I don't know, I think pretty cheep"
Chick fil-a never lets me down
Talking to my GF " so I got this from a chick at work today" (hand her a piece of paper) daughter freaks out in the background, "a chick?!? I wanna see I wanna see can I hold it?" Lmao
Here is an easy three step program to pick up petite, blonde chicks.
Step 1. Go to a farm.
Step 2. Go to the chicken coop.
Step 3. Find a baby chicken and pick it up.
Why is a bird so good at helping it’s friends pick up chicks?
He is the ultimate wingman.
I love buff chicks
What do you call a bison that refuses a challenge...?
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Buffalo chicken.
In college, I was known to be a chick magnet.
Unfortunately I couldn’t figure out how to reverse the polarity.
Chick-fil-a was really slow getting my order out to me.
They must’ve been off their Chick-fil- “A-game”
What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
I would never pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face
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