I chew chews puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedurtyjoo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What do cows chew.......................................

MOOING GUM.................................................................. My 8 year old told me this and I'm curious as to how many up votes it gets, if you don't like it please down vote without any bad feelings .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raulmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Got anxiety and you've run out of things to Fu Man-chew?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadPunsAreBadPuns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My uncle told me about other countries that chew leather instead of gum

Must be tough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kesavadh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Why do scientists chew gum all the time?

Because they like ex-spearmints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musical-gamer6
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My 7 month old started to chew on my wife’s iPhone

I asked her, β€œdoes it taste like an Apple?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snakedoctor551
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Chew chew this one over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Here’s a thought to chew on.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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My dog Minton likes to chew on shuttlecocks.

When he does I say BAD MINTON!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I taught my pet rodent to chew holes in car tires.

He is now my little "Deflator Mouse".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What sound do dogs make when they chew on wood?

Bark! Bark!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R0n33
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Chew chew train
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What did the man say to the fruit chews?

Hi chews!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaffynitionMaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Whoa oh here she comes. Watch out boys she'll chew you up. Whoa of here she comes, she's
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ywkwpwnw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What kind of gum does a scientist chew?

His spearmint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabbitstew45
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What does a shark use as a chew toy?

Pretty much anything they want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/learningRN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Do you know why your baby brother chews on my watch?

He likes to eat all the time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cr3beast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Why did the founding fathers chew on their pens?

They wanted "in da pen dents"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Votey_McVoteface
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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What day should you chew gum?

Chewsday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henburst
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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Don't smoke and chew Wrigley's at the same time.

You'll get gum cancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amznnblzn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2015
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What kind of gum does Jesus chew?

Holy Spearmint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HXCg4m3r
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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