Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?
He wanted a pizza the action
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?
Because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says βwhat happened? Onions canβt jump by themselvesβ
the first chef responds with βthey can if theyβre spring onionsβ
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I asked the chef for butter for my naan and he gave me regular old butter. I went back and said, "hey, I may not look Indian, but I really wanted ghee." He told me rather rudely, "Well, next time you should clarify that."
I told him, "well, this time, you should."
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Why did the chef give a bird a sweater?
He wanted to make the duck confit.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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︎ May 12 2020
What's a chef's favourite drug?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
You heard about the master-chef from Transylvania?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
After years of training as a chef, the only job I got was preparing oysters at a small restaurant.
I have to say it really shucks.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
My friend is a sushi chef and makes a ton of money.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!
Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Found on The Chefβs Circle Facebook page
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?
It was a high whisk situation
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.
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︎ May 16 2020
I own a restaurant. My chef knows exactly when to add spices to any meal...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What do you call a chef who's scared of sauce?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
A newly enlisted recruit was in basic training, being yelled at by a former barbecue chef.
He was their Grill Sergeant.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Are chefs that learn Asian cuisine told to
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︎ Mar 15 2020
why did they hire the pig as a chef
because he was good at bacon
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︎ Mar 27 2020
What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Why don't chefs find coronavirus jokes funny?
Because they are in bad taste
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Did you hear that the Joker became a Chinese chef?
He's now known as 'Woking Phoenix'
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︎ Feb 13 2020
What do you call Chef Boyardee products that you stockpile in the event of a quarantine?
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︎ Mar 20 2020
A chef cut himself and went to the emergency room...
The nurses patched him in triage and after a long wait, the doctor called him in. "You'll take about eight stitches and be on your way." The chef replied, "I can tell you're all very busy here, so just hand me the needle and I'll be on my way." The doctor looked by turns insulted, annoyed and dismissive.
"Fine then. Suture self."
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Why shouldn't you tell knock knock jokes to chefs?
They don't have the thyme for that, just cumin.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Why did the chef always visit the bathroom before making his signature dish?
Because the recipe said "First, take a leek..."
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Call the locksmith or chef Boyardee
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Ace Tempura: Chef Perspective
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︎ Nov 25 2019
What do you call a chef who's looking to start their own business?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Why does a chef not cook stir fry for his family ?
He doesn't like bringing his wok home.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Did you know that being an omelette chef at a ski resort is one of the most stressful jobs in the world?
Everyone has such high eggspectations
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︎ Jan 09 2020
A chef excitedly calls up his friend to tell him about his latest creation
"I've just discovered the recipe for an amazing type of cheese sauce made with cheese, butter, flour, milk, and peppers!" he exclaims.
The friend, unimpressed, replies, "K, so?"
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︎ Dec 18 2019
I once had crush on a pastry chef
Turns out she didnβt have any fillings for me
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Why was the chef stressed out?
He was running out of thyme.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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βͺAn evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. Itβs like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
As a chef, I often get asked questions. My friend asked me what my favourite sporting event was.
I said the Soup Herb Bowl.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
What does the chef of a Chinese New York restaurant say, when you barge into their kitchen?
HEYYY I'M WOKKIN ERE π½π³
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︎ Dec 05 2019
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
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︎ Dec 03 2019
But I wonder what they really do when we tell the waiter to give compliments to the chef
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︎ Aug 21 2019
kinda suspect they killed the old chef to make that joke
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︎ Sep 28 2019
I thought my Indian chef friend added butter to his recipes, but he explained it was actually ghee.
I said, βThanks for clarifying.β
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︎ Oct 21 2019
A Chinese chef in Milan creating a pun of a Japanese food... Puns are truly the Universal language!
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Italian Dad-Joke: Where do Italian chefs go to learn to cook?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Why did the chef lose the cooking competition?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
If you guys are gonna tell a joke, tell the whole thing. Did you hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.
I am sending olive my love to his friends.
His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying.
He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.
it was a farfalle from grace.
Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!
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they call Gordon Ramsey βraw and uncut,β yet these are the exact words he uses when chewing out the chefs on his show
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Why couldnt the chef finish cooking the meal?
Because he was out of thyme.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
What does the Swedish Chef cook for Sunday lunch?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I bet when Japanese chefs get stressed in the kitchen about not having enough pots and pans...
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︎ Sep 10 2019
I asked my chef friend how hard it would be to make a stir-fry in a meadow?
He said it was just a wok in the park
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Did you hear about the sick Italian chef?
He pasta-way.
I cannoli imagine what his family is going through.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
How was the chef playing bowling wrong?
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Looking for a Pizza Chef
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︎ Jun 13 2019
The sous chef put a note in my eggs
He said "I thought you wanted an omletter"
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
https://preview.redd.it/88rcod4mkhc31.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=788821e35445a00764f3d4e886ccef036f09a579
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Girlfriend: Iβll have the chefβs salad
Me[whispering]: babe thatβs so rude, order your own!
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︎ Jul 26 2019
The chef is deaf and out of fish!
I can confirm he has a herring problem
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Titanicβs Sous Chef: βWill this iceberg lettuce float by without harming us?β
Executive Chef: βWell, that romaines to be seen.β
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Why did the chef cover Pete with dough, sauce and pepperoni?
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︎ Sep 07 2019
I just failed my assessment to be a pasta chef
Overall it was good, but I made a fusilli mistakes
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︎ Jul 19 2019
What does a Sushi Chef says before he goes home from work??
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After years of trying I have decided to give up on my life long dream of becoming a world renowned spaghetti chef. Itβs time to move on and stop living in ...
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently?
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Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded the chef for making a perfect meringue.
I was surprised, as Australian's usually boo meringue.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Did you hear what happened to the Italian Chef?
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︎ Feb 25 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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The Italian chef who died, he pasta way
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Did you hear about the Italian chef who got Corona Virus?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Did you hear about that famous Italian chef?
Yes, it's a shame he pasta way.
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Did you hear about the famous Italian Chef?
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︎ Dec 28 2019
I was watching an Australian cooking show and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked, Australians usually boo meringue.
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Have you heard of the Italian chef?
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︎ Dec 15 2019
Did you hear about the Italian chef?
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Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Pun-laden remembrances after the death of the Italian chef.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
- He pasta way.
- We cannoli do so much.
- His legacy will become a pizza history.
- Just proves the old adage, βHere today, gone tomato.β
- How sad that he ran out of thyme.
- Olive my prayers go to the family.
- His wife is very upset; cheese still not over it.
- You never sausage a tragic thing!
https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/did-you-hear-about-the-italian-chef-who-died/
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Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. We must send olive our prayers to the family. Here today, gone tomato.
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Did you hear about the italian chef?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato, but it was his thyme to go. I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset - cheese crying.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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