A list of puns related to "Cheeked"
"If we keep it together, we can stop this shit!"
Because they make a great asset.
Or should I spread them
Are you left behind?
That's a moray
It was very half-assed
It was pretty Loki
Assymmetrical
"I'm measuring your patience!"
It was a toot and car moon.
My wife said I did a half ass job applying sunscreen
βͺI was so embarrassed. Boy, was my face readβ¬
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
Ass skin for a friend.
Cheek to cheek.
Look whoβs grounded now, mom.
She liked taking a dip.
The doctor asks βWhatβs the problem?β The woman removes her her hand to reveal an area of green grass with a tree growing out of the middle, with some people in deck chairs picnicking next to a small lake. βOh thatβs nothing to worry aboutβ said the doctor, βits just a beauty spotβ.
What's cracking?
I looked back and her and naturally said: β...actually itβs Cab.β
βQuick. Hide the crack!β
A golden opportunity.
You're Ass-symmetrical!
All offenses aside, Iβm originally from Britain and we make fun of the Irish ALL the time.
So an Irishman stumbles upon a genieβs lamp and says to himself βooh laddy what have we found here? I tink Iβll give it a rub to see if a genie appears!β
So he does, and lo, a puff of blue smoke comes pouring out of the spout, billows into the air and the genieβs form becomes solid. It speaks, βOh master of the lamp, I am your genie and I grant you three wishes.β
The Irishmanβs eyes are wide open with glee, his cheeks and nose red with fire, he shouts βtree wishes?! Thatβs just brilliant!β For me first wish, Iβll have a bottle of whiskey that never runs dry.β
The genie, eyes rolling, clicks his fingers and POOF a nice big bottle of whiskey appears before the Irishman. βWell I tink weβll have to put this to the test!β He snatches up the bottle, takes a long healthy swig, glug glug glug, and the bottle pops as he releases it from his lips, βAhhhhhhhh!!!β And to his amazement as soon as the liquid in the bottle settled, it gave a large burping βbulp!β, released a large bubble, and when the bubble popped the bottle was full again. βWELL IβLL BE! THATβS THE MOST INCREDIBLE TING!β
The genie, steadfastly unimpressed, reminded the Irishman βMaster, I will bring you fortune, splendor, reputation, treasures beyond any imagination. You have two wishes remaining. What would master want for a wish?β
The Irishman looks to the genie and says βoh tatβs easy! Iβll have two more of these!β
About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me. It gets closer and closer until it eventually smushes against my cheek.
I ask him "What are you doing?"
"I'm measuring your patience."
I present to you my ass cheeks
And my dad says "HEY. You can't do that without a liquor license."
Together we can stop this shit
Between you and me, something stinks!
It was pretty Loki.
Together we can stop this shit
Or should I spread them apart?
Together, we can stop this shit.
Or should I spread them apart?
Together we can stop this shit!
If we stick together we can stop this crap!
"If we stick together we can stop this shit!"
... or should I spread them apart?
You cracked me up.
Nothing...it just cracked.
Would I be left behind?
We can stop this shit together
If we stick together we can put a stop to this shit
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