Cheaper By The Dozen Puns

A list of puns related to "Cheaper By The Dozen"

I just bought a bunch of Steve Martin movies in bulk at a discount.

I guess he really is cheaper by the dozen.

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👤︎ u/Bridgeburner_Fiddler
📅︎ Jan 19 2014
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Frank Gilbreth Sr.

Father of 12 and inspiration for the books and films Cheaper by The Dozen, Frank Gilbreth reportedly had this exchange when pulling up to an intersection with his car load of kids:

person: hey buddy, what are you doing with all those kids, building an ark?

Frank: Just doing what the good lord told me. All I need now is a jackass! HOP IN!

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Feb 26 2014
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