Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Chancing"
I said, "Sure, why not?"
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
I’m snow excited
Ever thought about that?
Slim to nun
I guess I got clock-blocked.
She had a leg up the whole time
Unfortunately, she blew it...
An authoritative write winged government.
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
Because it’s cancer
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I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
Today I jumped at the fog, but I mist
Same middle name.
Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.
Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?
Shocking isn't it.
But there is a 95% chance you won’t get it.
Like a Sophia has higher chance of getting pregnant in comparison of an Andrew.
From best to toilet paper.
BUT I blew it
The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
Nope I got them all cut.
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
I went to the Dr.s office and was told I couldn’t have kids. Surely this had to be a mistake. I asked was there not any chance? The doctor turned to me and said while not impossible my chances were inconceivable.
it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.
Unfortunately, she blew it!
Unfortunately she blew it
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