I was banned from /r/dadjokes for posting about my love of canned pork products

Something about rule 7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red3biggs
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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- I once got fired from a canned juice company.
  • I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Salamander7965
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What canned beer is the cheeriest?

American canned beer, 'cause it's A meri can (A merry can, geddit ?)

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How much canned dog food should you feed to your dog?

About a canidae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whind_Soull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I just opened a package from my dad which contained canned ham.

He told me it was his first attempt at spam mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFutonEng
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Canned tuna isn’t eligible...

...For unemployment.

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I'm trying to convince my friend that being a fraudster isn't for him. I went over to his house the other day and he was putting canned meat in envelopes.

Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ...

It's Spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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If you get a call from a canned meat company, hang up immediately...

It's a Spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I never understood how people like canned fish...

Seems like a big Fish Steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddmike98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Canned ice is cool

But Candice is cooler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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If you get an email about canned ham contaminated with COVID-19...

It's spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hicycles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Dont know if you've all heard, but there's been an email going around about canned meats. Whatever you do, do NOT open it...

It's Spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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There was a sale for canned bird at the grocery store today

I bought Toucans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouEatHamsters4Me
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I drove by a truck carrying canned orange juice and I almost got into an accident.

I should have concentrated on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I got an add for canned meet i didn’t like it so I reported it for spam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/really-bad-jokes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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How do you feel about canned food?

Personally, I'd give it an ate out of tin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bslavens
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Son? What do calendars and canned goods have in common?

They have dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I don’t like jokes about canned meat

They’re mostly spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARK_133
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Target now selling canned frozen soup

I told my wife this and then showed her this that I found on a recent trip to Target.

https://imgur.com/gallery/tG3An8G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Soter_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Remember that time it rained canned beans everywhere?

Chiliest day of the year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G1LG4M3SHHH
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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My wife dumped a bunch of canned white corn into the dish I was making.

It was an add hominy attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toastyfireplaces
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a canned drink when the tab has broken off?

Can't drink

(spent a while designing that one. Really proud of it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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Did you hear? Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian made a commercial with the Hulk. It was advertising canned vegetables.

Hoe, hoe, hoe, green giant.

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Germans say that puns are just canned humor.

But I think they're a good DOSE of fun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiat-flux
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2015
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I dropped a bunch of canned sweet potatoes before the store opened today while stocking shelves;

My coworker hollered "uh oh!"

I responded with a boisterous "YAM IT!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miriahification
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2014
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I got canned from a Orange juice factory...

Just couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it!

It’s spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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If anybody gets a message from me about canned meat

don't open it it's spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TroyExplores
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it!

It's spam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it.

It's spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewzee0109
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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If anyone gets an email from me about canned meat. Don't open it.

Its Spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldomccoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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If you've gotten the email about salted, processed, canned meat; do not open it.

It is Spam.

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