I was banned from /r/dadjokes for posting about my love of canned pork products
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︎ May 08 2021
- I once got fired from a canned juice company.
- I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What canned beer is the cheeriest?
American canned beer, 'cause it's A meri can (A merry can, geddit ?)
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︎ Mar 02 2021
How much canned dog food should you feed to your dog?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I just opened a package from my dad which contained canned ham.
He told me it was his first attempt at spam mail.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Canned tuna isnβt eligible...
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I'm trying to convince my friend that being a fraudster isn't for him. I went over to his house the other day and he was putting canned meat in envelopes.
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ...
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︎ Dec 10 2020
If you get a call from a canned meat company, hang up immediately...
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I never understood how people like canned fish...
Seems like a big Fish Steak.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Canned ice is cool
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︎ May 25 2020
If you get an email about canned ham contaminated with COVID-19...
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Dont know if you've all heard, but there's been an email going around about canned meats. Whatever you do, do NOT open it...
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︎ Aug 11 2019
There was a sale for canned bird at the grocery store today
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︎ Dec 08 2019
I drove by a truck carrying canned orange juice and I almost got into an accident.
I should have concentrated on the road.
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︎ May 10 2019
I got an add for canned meet i didnβt like it so I reported it for spam
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︎ Nov 05 2019
How do you feel about canned food?
Personally, I'd give it an ate out of tin.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Son? What do calendars and canned goods have in common?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
I donβt like jokes about canned meat
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Target now selling canned frozen soup
I told my wife this and then showed her this that I found on a recent trip to Target.
https://imgur.com/gallery/tG3An8G
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︎ Jul 22 2018
Remember that time it rained canned beans everywhere?
Chiliest day of the year.
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︎ Dec 25 2018
My wife dumped a bunch of canned white corn into the dish I was making.
It was an add hominy attack.
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︎ Jul 20 2018
What do you call a canned drink when the tab has broken off?
Can't drink
(spent a while designing that one. Really proud of it)
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︎ Apr 14 2015
Did you hear? Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian made a commercial with the Hulk. It was advertising canned vegetables.
Hoe, hoe, hoe, green giant.
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︎ Oct 04 2017
Germans say that puns are just canned humor.
But I think they're a good DOSE of fun.
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︎ Jul 03 2015
I dropped a bunch of canned sweet potatoes before the store opened today while stocking shelves;
My coworker hollered "uh oh!"
I responded with a boisterous "YAM IT!"
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︎ Oct 28 2014
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat donβt open it!
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︎ Dec 10 2020
If anybody gets a message from me about canned meat
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︎ Nov 09 2020
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it!
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︎ Jan 22 2020
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
If anyone gets an email from me about canned meat. Don't open it.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
If you've gotten the email about salted, processed, canned meat; do not open it.
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︎ Sep 10 2015
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