I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why can’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeejOne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call a fish that can't see?

Blind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurgraxD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?

he's transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aggeliki04
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Man UFO Israel you can see they are caught on tape. (Caught on tape is taken from a post from this r/ but I don't remember u/ name from 2018)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BilakshanP
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What do you call a window you can’t see through?

Windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaweeweeBoy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Dad, you have to talk normal and stop speaking in single letters. Can’t you see I’m going crazy?!

O I C U R

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shimmywaffles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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If your dad was a girl then why can’t you see him?

He is transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hagastorm1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Have you heard about the new crackers you can see but can’t taste or digest?

Yeah... they’re called HoloGrahams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What do you call a cow that you can’t see?

Invisibull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cooldude719
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Why can’t you see a transgender parent?

They’re trans-parent γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹

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πŸ‘€︎ u/les-bullsnitchel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I: Without your glasses, you can't see four feet.

My daughter, from the other room: "How about four legs?

I'm a proud dad right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What do you call a deer that can’t see?

No eye deer

What do you call a deer that can’t see and doesn’t have legs?

Still no eye deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLion37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...

"I'm decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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You can see it coming, but you just can't look away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mycareer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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What do you call a bovine you can't see?

Invisibull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOctopotamus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Me: I don’t think I can make it in today. I can’t see. Boss:What? You can’t see? Me: yeah, I can’t see myself coming into work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kg57241
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandJA1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Friend: I have a crack on my phone, but if you put on the case you can’t see it at all.

Me: If that’s the case, it’s like there’s no crack at all. (This is an actual exchange)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleLvr69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Why can’t you see your parents?

Because they are transparents?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sw0l0Sander
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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Why can’t you see hippos hiding in the treetops?

Because they are very good at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BruceInc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No "eye deer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpmonk16
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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