Can't Stop Puns

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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

My doctor says it's terminal.

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👤︎ u/i_am_dan17
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?

A whisk taker

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👤︎ u/EnglishAintBeTooGood
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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I can't stop taking money out of every cash machine I walk past...

Doctor has diagnosed I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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I can't stop my mushroom from leaning.

I think I need some morel support.

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👤︎ u/Uglytool
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I can’t stop staring at Uranus

It’s so big and round

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👤︎ u/ProtonPi23
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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I went to the doctor because I can't stop saying airplane jokes

He said it was terminal

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👤︎ u/redt1979
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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I said to my mate, "I can't stop buying Beatles records..

He said "You need help."

"I've got that one." I replied.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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I have this disease where I can’t stop signaling to planes for help.

The doctor told me my symptoms are flaring up.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Doctor Doctor, I can't stop stealing chairs ...

... please take a seat.

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👤︎ u/knanshon
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Can't stop The Doors unless?
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👤︎ u/kurotech
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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When I go for a walk with my best friend, he can’t help but stop and pet every animal he sees. He just thinks they’re so adorable!

He has awwtism.

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Found this post and I just can't stop laughing (LINK BELOW)

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/iq10o0/please_no_dad_dont_do_it_in_public_places/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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👤︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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I can't stop thinking about rocket engines.

They are so uplifting.

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👤︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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I’m sorry I can’t stop making jokes about denim

It’s in my jenes

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👤︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.

The doctor said it was terminal

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👤︎ u/Popular333
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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I can't stop thinking about that one Gnarls Barkley song...

Does that make me crazy?

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👤︎ u/FlumeHound9
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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9/10 people addicted to breaker fluid can't stop.
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👤︎ u/ScenicFlyer41
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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I can't stop laughing about the NHL's newest franchise

It's Kraken me up

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👤︎ u/forrestree
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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I can’t even stop that pointy eared tree mouse from stealing my food

It’s safe to say I hate mice elf

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👤︎ u/jcbrnld
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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I can’t stop thinking about monorails

I must have a one track mind

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👤︎ u/CYBERSson
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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I can't stop looking up word definitions

I need some help with my addictionary

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👤︎ u/uniformbreak320
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I can't stop cutting wood

I see, I saw

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👤︎ u/Stonefly_C
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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I can't stop myself from listening to an Eric Clapton song on repeat every day.

I think I have a Cocaine addiction.

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👤︎ u/bios_001
📅︎ May 11 2020
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I can’t stop eating bananas!

They’re so a-peeling!

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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My friend has an insect parasite that can't stop fidgeting as it sucks blood...

He has a nervous tick.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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Dad, you have to talk normal and stop speaking in single letters. Can’t you see I’m going crazy?!

O I C U R

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👤︎ u/shimmywaffles
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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I can’t stop

I have anchor management issues

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👤︎ u/TurkishGooble
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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We can't stop making puns
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👤︎ u/freshmemespls
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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If we can’t stop communism then Soviet
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👤︎ u/HandCrimped
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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I just discovered this subreddit, and I can't stop browsing it

It's a parent this is the place for me :)

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👤︎ u/Henrique_cz
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring

Probably because he has lost his marble(s).

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👤︎ u/floorballouis
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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Doctor, Doctor. I can’t stop sex bomb by Tom Jones.

Doctor: Sounds like you might have Tom Jones syndrome.

Me: Is it common?

Doctor: It’s not unusual.

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👤︎ u/Freddy_1986
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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“Doctor, I can’t stop saying ‘Halt! Who goes there?” ...

“Mmmm, I think you have a touch of Friendorphobia”

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried, "The baby's coming! Don't stop the car! I can't make it! DON'T! CAN'T! WON'T!"

"Driver, hurry!" I implored. "Her contractions are getting closer together!"

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ May 07 2019
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Help! I can’t stop collecting Wonder Woman action figures!

I’m a heroine addict.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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Dear dairy, I can't stop thinking about ice cream, cheese, and butter

Crap, Dear diary...

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👤︎ u/jskoker
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

I think it may be terminal

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes

My doctor says it’s terminal

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👤︎ u/schiggy182
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes

My doctor says it terminal

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👤︎ u/torrenter_11
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

My doctor says it's terminal.

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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I have this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.

My doctor says it’s terminal.

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👤︎ u/s_tormbringr
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes

my doctor says it's terminal

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👤︎ u/growupyall
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

The doctor says it's terminal.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes

The doctor says it's terminal

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👤︎ u/bgreenwood95
📅︎ May 13 2019
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I can't stop looking up word definitions

I need some help with my addictionary

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👤︎ u/uniformbreak320
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I have an awful illness where I can’t stop telling airport jokes...

... My doctor says it’s terminal.

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👤︎ u/cyktic
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop telling dad jokes

Doctor says it’s hereditary

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👤︎ u/Emeri5
📅︎ May 14 2019
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If we can’t stop communism then Soviet
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👤︎ u/HandCrimped
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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