I had a job busting up asphalt roads...

but I found the work degrading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Busting all kindz of nutz. v.redd.it/w3ectpak4yj31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madmarvs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Work for me lately has been mostly busting up concrete and hanging sheetrock

So I spend a lot of time jacking around or screwing off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remodelguy110
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Busted a nut...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaKrypton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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If you order a bust be made before you do anything important, let’s be honest.

You’re just getting a head of yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.

He was sailing on the seven C’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Did you hear about the Swedish car company that went bust in 2012?

It’s your typical Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrasher555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Last week I ordered a bust of me because I thought I deserved it.

It turns out I just got ahead of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leogfilho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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You hear about the cop who got busted for driving while intoxicated?

He thought he was supposed to protect and swerve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Entree_The_Giant
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite

Yeah, they were sham rocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn’t afford the bill.

He really got a head of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Did you all hear about the drug bust at the bug spray factory?

Police said it was the greatest Raid ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kremitthegorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why was the school teacher busted?

He was trying to do some meth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?

A flamingstop.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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If police pull over a U-Haul van

did they bust a move?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucas_m15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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If I ever have the money, I'm going to commission a bust.

But I'm getting a head of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reyzorblade
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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A funeral home got busted for raffling dead bodies off to med schools.

Police said it was a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikkoE82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Most busted videos are training videos.

Because most people are told to fall back on their training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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It's written so formally and then they bust this out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Addyiscute
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I busted my guitar up but I’ll give it to you for free.

Really. No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_OT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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How does a door respond if you bust it down?

It becomes unhinged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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My dad recently started his job at the sewage plant, and already busted a pipe and caused a flood.

His boss found out, and now he’s in deep shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xianthamist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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My girlfriend wants to get a bust of herself carved...

I said, "wait. Don't get a head of yourself."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...

did he just bust a move?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I busted out MS Paint today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike_pants
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Just busted a nut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paper-machete56
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What did the Romans do when their emperor died?

They busted him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZackTheSwordsman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Those criminals 'bout to be BUSted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash92596
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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Busted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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Got busted almost bumping into windows on the way to work today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorubhi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Busted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecasualcaribou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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A cop busts into a strip club to arrest a guy and yells...

Freeze, you're under abreast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crowby3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I always make busts of my rivals

That way I keep ahead of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boiler_Dwarf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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You know why just the head of a statue never sells well?

Because it's just a bust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My mate's had a bust of his likeness made,

I told him he shouldn't get a head of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asussed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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About time of the year to bust out the missile toe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mk4rim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Bust out the 808 (mg sodium per serving?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/captaininvengo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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My first attempt at sculpting was a bust.

Thought I'd plaster it all over the Internet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thereisonlyoneme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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I should stop before ordering a custom bust

I don’t want to get ahead of myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ingrahamlincoln
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Busted out this gem after only three weeks of being a dad

I picked up my daughter after being outside in the cold and she started squirming from the touch of my ice cold hands. My wife asked for her back and I said "not unless you pry her from my cold dad hands"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hubetronic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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The sculptor was going to make a full body statue

But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mini_Mega
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Trying to get ready but everything in your closet is a bust
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinonuggetsFTW
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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If a cop pulls over a U-Haul truck...

Did he bust a move?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anynamethatworks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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