Why did the logician love using his incense burner?

It just made scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobiasosor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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What do you call someone who can cook 4 things at once on 4 burners?

The Avatar, master of all 4 elements

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FleshRobot0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I was cooking when suddenly I realized I was out of Time...

So I turned off the burner and renewed my subscription.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Can you help me come up with some jokes for a mental health workshop?

I have to give a workshop on anxiety and depression today and I would like to have some jokes locked in to defuse the tension if needed. I usually don't have much trouble to come up with dad jokes on the go, but it would be nice to have some in the back burner. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/versung
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I am a do it yourselfer. I WAS working on a homemade sunscreen project but set it aside...

I put it on the back burner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I did it!!

Finally had an original AND an unsuspecting victim. I was lugging a huge piece of wood and I put it in our wood burner. Huffing and puffing I said "Wow! That's some Lionel Richie wood!" She looks at me with a question mark and said "what?" I said "You know; ALL NIGHT LOOOOOGGG, ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT LOOOGGG!" The eye rolling was like Christmas came early.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmettfitz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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I got my friend a house warming present

I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cazzahs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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The word we were looking for was "Sternos..."

Planning out the holiday potluck in the company kitchen.

M: Hey do we have any more of those things to keep the food hot? The chafing dish things. What do you call those?

G: I think they're Bunsen B-... wait no.

B: Burners?

M: Yeah but there's another word for them

G: Yeah. What is it?

B: Burners.

M: No that's not right.

....

M: We should ask Sean Paul. He would know

.... ?

M: Cause he be burnin'.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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