A list of puns related to "Burners"
It just made scents.
The Avatar, master of all 4 elements
So I turned off the burner and renewed my subscription.
I have to give a workshop on anxiety and depression today and I would like to have some jokes locked in to defuse the tension if needed. I usually don't have much trouble to come up with dad jokes on the go, but it would be nice to have some in the back burner. Thanks!
I put it on the back burner.
Finally had an original AND an unsuspecting victim. I was lugging a huge piece of wood and I put it in our wood burner. Huffing and puffing I said "Wow! That's some Lionel Richie wood!" She looks at me with a question mark and said "what?" I said "You know; ALL NIGHT LOOOOOGGG, ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT LOOOGGG!" The eye rolling was like Christmas came early.
I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner.
Planning out the holiday potluck in the company kitchen.
M: Hey do we have any more of those things to keep the food hot? The chafing dish things. What do you call those?
G: I think they're Bunsen B-... wait no.
B: Burners?
M: Yeah but there's another word for them
G: Yeah. What is it?
B: Burners.
M: No that's not right.
....
M: We should ask Sean Paul. He would know
.... ?
M: Cause he be burnin'.
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