Do you know how coal turns into diamonds?
It coalapses underpressure!
Why did Capitan Nemo get coal for Christmas?
There was an accident at the coal mine
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
I stopped walking on coal to limit my carbon footprint
When I Was A Child Santa Gave Me Coal One Year For Christmas, So I Poisoned His Cookies And Milk
Somehow he found out and killed my dad!
Did you hear about the baby coal that went missing?
They sent out an ember alert
Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?
In the early 1900's, a number of protests arose because of employment of children in coal mines.
I suppose you could say the owners had a minor minor miner problem.
Did you hear about the coal mining startup that used child labor? Thankfully they caught it early.
So it was only a minor minor miner issue.
Do you know why I was sent to the coal mines as a child?
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
I heard Santa was handing out matches instead of coal this year
Because they’re a little lighter.....
What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?
“I didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”
Someone got the coal-ed shoulder.
As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...
Why do you have to wear a jacket when you go to a coal mine?
Because it is coal inside
Did you hear about the coal mine that collapsed?
Don't worry there are only minor injuries.
Did you hear about the song about the kid in the coal mine
It was about a minor miner in f minor
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
I finally figured out why Trump loves coal
He's obsessed with miners!
Even though my collection of shale, sandstone, limestone and coal isn't worth a whole lot...
it has a lot of sedimental value to me.
Why were the children sent to the coal mines?
Because they were minors.
I used to work in HR in the coal industry, but I quit.
I got tired keeping up with the miner details.
I quit my job working in HR at a coal company.
I got sick of all the miner details.
What craft does a coal miner take?
Did you hear about the Zen master that walked across the fiery coals?
He had Flaming Hot Chi-toes.
We all know Murphy’s Law means anything that can go wrong will, but what about Coal’s Law?
A piano fell on a coal miner
Now you have A Flat Minor.
Every time I grill I get raked over the coals by my family. Apparently brat jokes are the wurst.
A coal mine needed a bigger market, so they
"HOT COALS ONLY"
That's so cooaall!
Boyfriend threw this at me. I was so proud.
A feminist coal mine walk into a German bar
Bartender says, ''Entschuldigung, Hier kann das Bergwerk nicht trinken!''
The mine angrily asks, "Did you just assume my gender!!?''
Then the Bartender replies, "Nein, I just assume mine."
My dad and I by our coal stove
Me: (taking a look at the thermometer on our stove)
Dad: What are you looking at?
Me: This thermometer for the stove. Its so old, does it still work?
Dad: Yeah, to a degree.
Needless to say, hysterical laughter ensued.
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...
Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal...
...until the pressure got to him...
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