Igloo’s it together!!
But that's just a ballpark figure
They were already assembled.
Now I live in pain
Igloos it together!!
I may be a little drunk but this is my favourite joke ever and I feel it belongs here because I’ve not seen it here yet!
I don’t want a lot for Christmas.
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
But I didn’t have Room
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
So, I handed him a glass of water.
But it was too novel a concept
...set him on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.
Honestly, I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
Rather worried, Noah said “But my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”
“No, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.
“Then why another ark?” Asked Noah.
“I wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.
A slightly confused Noah responded “Okay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”
“But not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.
Noah, now more bemused, replied “Uh- okay my Lord.”
“One more thing.” The Lord said unto him “it needs to have multiple levels.”
“Are you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.
And God said: “I want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”
Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.
Now he’ll pave the way to success
He instantly replied, “but mom said I couldn’t play Fort Night”
(He’s gonna be a great dad some day)
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
Let's go Inuit
You take it step by step.
Cottage Cheese
Start a Club
Win their hearts
Give them tools and Spades
Pay them with diamonds
"How do you make the merry-go-round?" I asked him.
He said, "Feed drunk people pizza."
I Noah guy.
Aroooooo-f
Sails have gone through the roof
But they don't give a dam.
You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
She did a great job, because just like the real Wrigley these days, the only seats I could afford had blocked views.
But I've no concrete plans yet.
Patty O’Paver.
It's my new digs.
Held together with ark welding.
3 men were on a boat, having dinner. In between the starter and main dishes they went smoking on the deck. Once arrived on the deck, the one with the cigarettes figured he had 4 cigarettes but no lighter. He threw one cigarette overboard so that the boat became a cigarette lighter
Igloos it together
"Igloos it together."
Igloos it together!
Igloos it together.!!!
Igloos it together
Igloos it together!
Igloos it together!
If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.
You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.
Igloos it together
Igloos it together.
