A list of puns related to "Build"
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
It's frozen.
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. βThis technology is going to change the world, I swear it!β I told her. βCan you answer the door? Iβve been on my feet all dayβ
βYeah,β she replied, less enthusiastic than I,βbut itβll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.β She explained βWhen these machines develop such sentience, whatβs stopping them from overthrowing us?β βTreating us as slaves, like we to them now?β She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
βItβs best not to worry about these things,β I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
βThere are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!β βThat future youβre frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.β I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. βDonβt think on it now, have some faith!β I told her.
Knock knock
βNow let that sink in!β
A whole lot
Edit: The original punchline was βa lotβ but βa whole lotβ is way better.
On the outside
He igloos it together ..
It was a place of higher learning.
Should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
Sir Cumference!
I said, βYouβre the ones blocking!β
It didnβt do as well as hoped. Maybe they set the bar too high.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
They were already assembled.
But that's just a ballpark figure
I donβt want a lot for Christmas.
Now I live in pain
Igloos it together!!
I may be a little drunk but this is my favourite joke ever and I feel it belongs here because Iβve not seen it here yet!
But I didnβt have Room
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
But it was too novel a concept
...set him on fire and heβs warm the rest of his life.
Honestly, Iβm feeling a lot of pier pressure.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
Rather worried, Noah said βBut my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?β
βNo, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.β Said the Lord.
βThen why another ark?β Asked Noah.
βI wish for this ark to only house fish.β The Lord replied.
A slightly confused Noah responded βOkay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.β
βBut not just any fish; only carp.β The Lord said unto him.
Noah, now more bemused, replied βUh- okay my Lord.β
βOne more thing.β The Lord said unto him βit needs to have multiple levels.β
βAre you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?β Noah pressed.
And God said: βI want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.β
Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
Now heβll pave the way to success
Let's go Inuit
You take it step by step.
He instantly replied, βbut mom said I couldnβt play Fort Nightβ
(Heβs gonna be a great dad some day)
It was a python.
Sails have gone through the roof
igloos it together
Igloos it together
Iglooβs it together!!
Igloos it together
"Igloos it together."
Igloos it together!
Igloos it together
Igloos it together.!!!
You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.
Igloos it together!
Igloos it together!
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