(British pun) People keep saying Trump might dessert the country...
Is that because he has been backed into a Müller Corner?
British pun (you may have to google a couple of names).
If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?
Who do British people pronounce the word as Bri ish?
Because they drank all the tea
Why do British people say they’re “bri’ish”?
Where do British police officers live?
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
Why do the British like acquiring new land?
Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...
Why do British chess players always win?
Because their queen never dies
My girlfriend and I only watch the first two-thirds of every Great British Baking Show episode.
The final challenge is a real showstopper.
What do you call it when a British person takes a good long look at something?
What does my six year old and an old British car have in common?
They both love to stall when you need to go somewhere.
Where do royal British ducks live?
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
What do you call the British Empire for ants?
What did the British guy tell his Indian mother when he was going to leave?
What’s the difference between American dogs and British dogs?
American dogs pants while British dogs trousers
Has anyone seen the British version of Moana?
Why do the British leave out the ‘t’ in ‘bottle’?
On October 5, 1520, the British discovered counting by 5's.
Turns out there’s a group of people who believe the earth is just a rented apartment from galactic British overlords
What do the British call a person who uses the toilet too often?
I love British accents (from /r/lgballt)
Why do British people not pronounce their t's?
They've drunken all of it already.
Why don’t British people pronounce the “T” in British?
After the incident in Boston, they don’t want to lose their T’s again.
Two British monks set up a small snack stand at the parish fair.
They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was
the chip monk!
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
What do you call a british fundraiser?
How do you call a british boob?
Two women were sharing the same ID card
How do people actually make new mates as an adult?
From my six years daughter: what kind of bread does the sun like?
A heart shaped bread. (she pronounced it "hot" with a heavy British accent). This is her Valentine day joke. I am a proud dad.
Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own
The British were simply out-plaid
I ran out of gas on the side of the road. Along comes a swarm of bees.
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
How does a British woodworker get around?
My British friend has started getting his son private tutoring
I can't imagine how much money he must be shilling out.
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
British people be like I'm bri ish
It's because they drank the t
British people be like: I'm bri ish
My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
Wanna know why british people don’t pronounce the t in british?
Because they drank it all
My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
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