What do Scottish people use to wipe after using the bathroom?

Kilted Northern

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📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why do Scottish people wear kilts?

Cause goats can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people?

Gaelic Bread

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📅︎ Dec 09 2016
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Can you guys lend me a ham?

I saw this Pun earlier today and it got me thinking that I want to have a pun potluck. So far I can make the punchline of u/KennyTheDownsTigr pun and some Evil Spirits for us to slug.

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A terribly good one from my Dad this evening.

As soon as I get home for the weekend he opens with the question: "Do you know why there are a lot of Scots called Donald but very few called Walt? Most people say it's because they think Walt is an English name but that's not true. It's because Walt always hits his head on the door. Why?

(In the worst Scottish accent imaginable) Because Donald Ducks but Walt Disney.

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