5 Hilarious Notions Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I’m sick of having great little ideas all the time, I think I have...

Notion sickness

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👤︎ u/levainletlive

📅︎ Jan 03 2021

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Asking my daughter some Brainquest (kids trivia) questions: Is a pair of socks an even or odd number?

Her response: Even. But they smell odd.

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👤︎ u/martyz

📅︎ Apr 17 2016

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What would Neptune say if all the seas dried up?

I really haven't got a notion.

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👤︎ u/tmarsee530

📅︎ Nov 22 2019

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Variations on Cake by the Ocean

Having dessert in Professor Snape's class? That's
Cake by the potion

Having dessert while moisturizing your skin?
Cake by the lotion

Having dessert in limine?
Cake by the motion (mine)

Having dessert along with kinetic force?
Cake by the motion (my daughter)

Having dessert while dividing it?
Cake by the quotient

Having dessert while you blow things up?
Cake by the explosion

Having dessert while you come up with an idea?
Cake by the notion

Having dessert while watching chaos?
Cake by the commotion

Having dessert next to someone who is getting a new job? Hopefully it's
Cake by the promotion

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👤︎ u/dedtired

📅︎ Jan 03 2020

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What do you call the always recurring idea of an infinity machine?

A Perpetual Notion

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👤︎ u/MagneTismen

📅︎ Apr 12 2018

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