For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I decided to go to Paris on a whim.

But learned I can only get there on a plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Singing about lions sleeping in jungles is only ever a whim away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meta_pun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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On a whim, I went to buy 100 exotic birds last week

All my mates took the piss out of me saying that I had more money than sense. But it turned out alright, they were pretty cheep cheep cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkes00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Simba was moving slowly so I told him

To mufasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rafaelngash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Got us at dinner the other day

I was out at dinner with my parents a few nights ago, though I'm only getting around to posting this now. For some background, my mom is basically the nicest person in the universe, but my dad, brother and I are all capable of being assholes on a whim as long as we think it would be funny. This came up in conversation, and we got the following exchange:

Mom: I don't understand how you can be so rude when you live with me.
Me: You're too nice. We have to balance you out.
Dad: We're regressing toward the mean.

It actually wasn't all that bad at first. He didn't over-enunciate "mean" or anything. It really only became a true groaner once he added the ultimate joke killer:

"Get it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickelsurprise
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatsorcerer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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At any given point, the urge to sing β€˜In the Jungle’ is just a whim away...

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeaners7n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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At any given moment, the urge to sing, β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away...

A whim away. A whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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I have an urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight that's always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrasseFisk
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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The urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is only ever a whim away, a whim away!
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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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At the zoo viewing the lion exhibit, the urge to suddenly sing β€œthe lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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I came so close to singing "the lion sleeps tonight"

I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtHedgehog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The sudden urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" may come at any time

It's just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just

a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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The urge to sing the lion sleeps to night is just

A whim away a whim away a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brock_a_boo22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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At any given moment, the urge to sing, β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight”...

...is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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The urge to sing 'the lion sleeps tonight'

Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just

a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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At any given time, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight"...

Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markvaldek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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At any point in time the urge to sing *’A Lion Sleeps Tonight’* is just a....

Whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItshaPrawn1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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If you are watching The Lion King tonight, just remember that the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just...

A whim away, a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway10131007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I Don't Always Listen To Music By The Tokens...

...but the urge is always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmcduff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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He got me during the Lion King...

At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiplash1911
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2015
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At any given time...

the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is simply a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DivinePrinterGod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2016
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Told by my professor today.

The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away.

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