A list of puns related to "The Whim"
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
I was out at dinner with my parents a few nights ago, though I'm only getting around to posting this now. For some background, my mom is basically the nicest person in the universe, but my dad, brother and I are all capable of being assholes on a whim as long as we think it would be funny. This came up in conversation, and we got the following exchange:
Mom: I don't understand how you can be so rude when you live with me.
Me: You're too nice. We have to balance you out.
Dad: We're regressing toward the mean.
It actually wasn't all that bad at first. He didn't over-enunciate "mean" or anything. It really only became a true groaner once he added the ultimate joke killer:
"Get it?"
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
A whim away. A whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away!
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away!
At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away......
...but the urge is always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is simply a whim away
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away.
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