British people Puns

A list of puns related to "British people"

Who do British people pronounce the word as Bri ish?

Because they drank all the tea

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👤︎ u/BlastBroFrenzyMan
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why do British people say they’re “bri’ish”?

Because they drank the T

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👤︎ u/eThunderSnow
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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Turns out there’s a group of people who believe the earth is just a rented apartment from galactic British overlords

damn flat earthers

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👤︎ u/lurebat
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why do British people not pronounce their t's?

They've drunken all of it already.

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👤︎ u/YourCreepyGramps
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Why don’t British people pronounce the “T” in British?

After the incident in Boston, they don’t want to lose their T’s again.

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👤︎ u/kennycrab12
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why do British people display such an inviting behaviour?

Because they add U to everything

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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British people look at me strangely when I say "nil."

It means nothing to them.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why are British people always in a panic?

Because they can’t find the brexit

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👤︎ u/fat-bandit
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do immortal British people drink?

InfiniTEA.

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👤︎ u/SpaceGuy99
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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(British pun) People keep saying Trump might dessert the country...

Is that because he has been backed into a Müller Corner?

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👤︎ u/Statically
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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I’m often a witness to my British friend Richard’s antics, involving randomly placing baked desserts in people’s homes.

More than once I’ve spotted Dick putting.

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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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Why are rich british people fat? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/GreatestGoldenLight
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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What weapon do British people use to make their enemies go away?

A sod off shotgun.

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👤︎ u/Not_Brandon
📅︎ Feb 01 2014
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British people, could you just delete the BBC please? imgur.com/23pvoah
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👤︎ u/ClosetedImperialist
📅︎ Oct 30 2015
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Friend asked me why british people drive on the wrong side of the road...

Told her it was because americans drive on the RIGHT side of the road!

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👤︎ u/ScandalousAssBitch
📅︎ Jun 10 2015
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Why don't British people pronounce the T in British?

Because they already drank all the T!

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👤︎ u/StupidBear69
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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British people be like: I'm bri ish

I guess they drank the t

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👤︎ u/NGBNM
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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British people be like I'm bri ish

It's because they drank the t

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👤︎ u/sss69sss
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Wanna know why british people don’t pronounce the t in british?

Because they drank it all

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👤︎ u/Chiefm2
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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