Look On The Bright Side
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterLauris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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You know the bright side to being a piΓ±ata?

People always get hit on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corcormcdan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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When you are unhappy with life, look at the bright side.

Maybe your superpower is to expect too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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Me: I guess I should look on the bright side.

SO: I would, but it's just so gloomy today.

He's really been on a dad joke roll lately.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.

Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RasberryOnline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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A man walks into his home to realize that all his lamps were stolen

He was delighted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJPancaker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Crane flies are optimists.

They're always looking on the bright side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I forgot my sunglasses at work today

But that's okay, because that means I'll be looking at the bright side of life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous-Avocado
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I’m addicted to brake fluid,

On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cplaprade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Why are firefighters positive people?

They always look on the bright side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What’s a moth’s life motto?

Always look on the bright side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dillpickle330
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I was reading the paper

And saw a man called my bright side had been arrested for murder apparently he was part of a terrorist group called the killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blue-is-bay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Girlfriend was talking about her coworker...

"I don't know why Rosemary hates me so much. " honey, I have some sage advice for you... If you want Rosemary to like you you just have to give her thyme. Go about it gingerly."

Bright side, the couch is comfy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hepatitisbees
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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Elevator dad joked

So yesterday my friend, her mum, her grandad and I got into a packed elevator going up and the usual awkward silence happened. Grandad out of nowhere says quite loudly "So, how's everyone's day going?" most of the elevator stayed quiet while my friend and her mum went bright red until this fella on the other side just says "things are going up now". I couldn't help but snort in laughter while everyone else kept their silence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khanicus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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Dadjoked my brother in the car

We were driving and my brother was complaining about the sun being in his eyes so naturally I responded with "well you know what they always say... look on the bright side"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZestyBlankets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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Sister channelled some dad humor yesterday.

My sister is getting her wisdom teeth out today, and so last night I was trying to encourage her to not worry. As anyone else who has gotten wisdom teeth out likely knows, it's tough to eat solid food for a few days, so to make her feel better:

Me: Look on the bright side! You get to lose a few pounds!
Her: You're right! These teeth weigh 2 or 3 pounds each!

Thanks Jackie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt7259
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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