At a pool party I threw a soft rubber ball that ended up bouncing off my friends head, then off my daughters head then out of the pool.

My daughter asked "what was that?" So I told her, 'that's what you call a double header'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watersofserenity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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A tennis ball bounces into a bar.

Before anyone else says anything, it said,

"You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I tried to explain my friend how balls bounce.

It went over his head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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My kid is at the point where they want to put bandaids on everything...

I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.

My kid came up to me and says β€œoh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.

I looked at my kid and said β€œI don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruum-502
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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[x-post /r/Jokes] [OC] An old blacksmith was working in his shop...

when there was a terrible accident. The fire in his forge had gone out of control and set fire to the shop. The blacksmith nearly lost his life. He was bedridden for many months and relied on the help of his children and grandchildren to feed him, bathe him, and take care of all of his needs. Eventually he was able to get back on his feet, though his outlook on life had turned quite grim. He was now able to take care of himself, but he had lost much of his strength and dexterity from the injuries he sustained and he was unable to practice his trade. He fell into a deep depression and he spent most of his days sitting at home in front of the fireplace gazing into the flames, longing for the days when his strong hands could grasp a hammer and strike a hot piece of iron, slowly forging it into a beautiful piece of work.

One evening when the old man was sitting in front of the fire, he heard a knock at the door. It was his granddaughter, whom he hadn't seen in many months. She had overheard her father talking to her mother about how her grandfather was slowly slipping away into depression and hopelessness and she wanted to help. To the old man's surprise, she had brought him a puppy. "I thought that since you're always here all by yourself that you might want someone you keep you company," the granddaughter said. The old man's eyes welled up with tears and the little puppy instantly jumped into his arms and began licking the tears from his face. The old man and his granddaughter spent the next several hours sitting on the floor of his house watching the puppy chase around a rubber ball, bouncing, jumping, panting, and licking. In that short time, the old man had made complete turnaround from being sad, lonely, and hopeless, to smiling from ear to ear, full of joy with his new-found companion. As the hours grew late and the puppy grew tired, the granddaughter said "Well Opa, I'm glad you like your puppy, but it's late and I should be heading home. By the way, what are you going to call him?" "Life," said the old man, "because he has given me a new meaning and joy to mine." The granddaughter kissed her grandfather on the cheek, wished him goodnight, and she left.

Many years passed and all the while, the old man and his little dog were inseparable. Everywhere the old man went, Life was always with him whether it was the post office, the grocery store, and even when the old man went to the barber shop, the little dog would sit patiently until the last hair on

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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I dad joked the entire party last night

I had a bunch of people over at my place last night to throw a birthday party for my best friend. We were just hanging out, drinking beer, and bouncing some ping pong balls around. I proceeded to try some shots like bouncing the ball off the table, then wall, then back to me. I did one that bounced off of two walls and back to me that impressed my friend. She then jokingly demanded that I do it again.

However, when I attempted it this time the ball ended up hitting a beer can on the table. As soon as I saw this I just shrugged and said "I can't!"

The entire party groaned together as I proceeded to laugh myself silly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googie_g15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2014
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Got my fiancee while playing golf

Fiancee hits off the rough and nails a tree. The ball bounced straight down somehow. Amazingly, she did it again on her next shot.

Hilarious as that was, she then manages to get out of the rough but hits another tree further down.

I look at her and go, "hey, it looks like you're tree for tree."

So many groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaibyaku
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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