Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
I would simply respond, “shocking isn’t it.”
Now that I’m older, I look more like Albert Einstein, relatively speaking
A drill sgt.
I learned next to nothing.
Me (to son): digging holes in the ground.
mum: snigger
Or at least not as “flashy”
Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.
What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didn’t Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it ‚Elon-Gates Tunnels‘?
He decides he wants to spice up his day and call his dealer. He asks his dealer, "hey, do you have anything new I haven't tried?" His dealer responds, "I just got some new weed named after old cartoon characters! It's some potent stuff!" The guy accepts this and meets up with the dealer. When he gets back home, he goes to roll a joint and finds that it just doesn't want to stay rolled and keeps coming apart. Frustrated, he calls the dealer back. "This shit just won't stay rolled! What did you sell me?" The dealer responds, "that's just how the scooby doobie do!"
What do they want a medal?
One of them pulls out some weed and asks his mate, "Wanna get medium."
The Redundan-Sea
"Okay, bye. I'm gonna bounce now."
So they called it a day
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Well that's just par for the course.
but I've slowly gained interest
I’ll just see myself out, thanks.
But actually they're pretty cool
But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab
I dust can’t sand it.
He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”
We got a long well.
It's Thyme to stop.
He went fission
You know I would raise these super cute fluffy bunnies!
People would always ask me how it was: was it relaxing, fun, nice, a bore etc...?
I would always respond that it was honestly terrifying, like really scary.
People in bewilderment would always say: "what? scary? how can that be??"
I would respond: "well, it was hare raising"
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
You know the drill
It stopped me from streaking.
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
They have never done anything riveting.
I learned next to nothing.
I learned next to nothing.
I learned next to nothing
