I came across jars of preserved body parts in a haunted house.
How does Dr. Frankenstein keep track of his body parts?
Did you know that when you die, your body parts all die at different times? You know which part dies last?
Your pupils. They dilate.
Husband: I like the light in bathroom better. It's flattering to some parts of my body. Wife: which parts?
Husband: All of the parts that need to be flatter
Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.
I can always count on them.
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?
Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?
I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"
I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction.
Maybe I should quit while I’m a head.
To the person who keeps loosing parts of his body
Don't worry, I've got your back
I was playing cricket with body parts in the park today..
Nobody batted an eye lid!
transportation related body part puns idea list
Examples
Shoebaru , Subaru
Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi
Legsus, lexus
Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.
My son was so happy with the response to his joke yesterday he wanted me to share this one with you too. What’s the most reliable part of the human body?
Your fingers. You can always count on them.
Mum was asking her three Sons what part of their body they would change if they could: So Billy what would you change? my nose because it is too big, Brian, my Eyes because they are brown, Johnny my Bum, Mum says why is that Johnny is it too fat??
No it's got a Crack in it.
We're a group of people who get rid of used mannequins, each of us has an assigned body part.
I'm part of the waist disposal unit.
What's a vegans favorite body part to eat?
What part of the body always looses?
Defeat
Edit: loses (damn mobile app)
What's the most sacrilegious body part?
What part of the body do chickens exercise the most?
Our feet are actually the greatest part of our body
after all they are the leg-ends.
What body part is best to transplant from a child?
What's the naughtiest part of the human body?
Eyes! They are so naughty, God/nature itself gave them lashes.
What body part does an English bloke always injure?
Right toe, old chap. Right toe!
Did you hear about the man who had such a gambling problem, he ended up selling every single body part to pay for it?
He should have quit while he was still a head.
What is the most important part of your body?
Your fingers, because you can always count on them.
Told to me by my 8 y/o son today!
Which important body part is most useful when erect and is spelled with the letters P E N I S?
What is the mailman’s favorite body part?
Can anybody explain me why every part of our body has specific name?
Butt only our cheeks has A-hole?
Which is the most mischievous part of the human body?
What part of the body are the most stories told about?
The feet. They’re leg-ends!
What’s the richest part of my body?
What's the most confrontational part of your body?
Your eyebrows - they're always up in your face!
What is your most trendy body part?
Pupils are one of the last parts of the body to stop working after you die.
Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.
When you die, what is the last part of your body to stop working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
After you die, what part of the human body is the last to stop working?
Your pupils--they dilate.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
what part of the body dies last..
What is the last part of your body to die?
Your eyes.....because they dilate.
Why are your fingers the most reliable part of your body?
You can always count on them.
What body part always loses?
After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because...
Which body part is most reliable?
Well, you can always count on your fingers.
After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because...
What part of the body always loses?
When you die, do you know which part of your body dies last?
Your pupils - because they die-late!!
Your pupils are the last part of your body that stops working when you die.
They dilate.
I'm not a dad, this is not my joke.
What part of your body, dies last?
Your pupils, as they dielate
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils....they dilate.
When you die, which part of your body dies last?
Your pupils. Because they die-late.
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