I had a serious addiction to club sandwhiches, but i quit cold turkey. Now I only eat BLT's.

:D

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What did sandwich say to a doorman?

Lettuce in!

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While waiting on a table at work. I left him there mid-order.

Me - "Would you like to try our Turkey BLT special today?"

Probably a Dad - "No, thank you. I've been addicted to thanksgiving leftovers lately. I've been trying to quit, cold turkey..."

Slow clap.

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My brother is going to be a father someday

So I was out grocery shopping with my brother and we decided that we should to make BLTs. I walked over with him to the vegetables and he picked up a lettuce ball and said "Lettuce get this one"

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