Remember the good old days, when we used to eat cake, after someone blew all over it ?
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
I blew out my subwoofer yesterday
I’ve never felt so debased
Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?
Scenes of wonton destruction.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?
Yeah, in the aftermath all that was left was de brie
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...
`It was his weather vein.
A gust of wind blew my wife’s skirt up during our trip to France
That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting
I work in a hospital and tonight a guy game in who blew off his finger with fireworks.
He was happy with his service...but only gave us a 9/10 rating.
I blew up some cheese earlier.
When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...
The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, “The Transformers blew.”
I said, “Yeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”
My chemistry set blew up...
I guess oxidants do happen!
Roses are read, violets are blew
God damn autocorrect! Barney Magoo
A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?
The big one, because the other was a little moron.
Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
My nephew just called us into the living room, saying "Dad, Uncle Squigles, all the light bulbs blew!"
We walked into him giggling having just asked Alexa to change the lights to blue.
My brother is still cracking up and very proud.
The first air dryer ever created probably blew everybody!
Last time my family was sick, we blew through all our tissues.
My dad blew up my inbox with these last night
What's Forrest Gump's password?
-oneFORRESTone
What's red and bad for your teeth?
-A brick
What do you call a bagel that can fly?
-A plane bagel
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
-Close...A carrot
And also all of these.
What did the Hawaiian suicide bomber yell before he blew himself up?
Blew a tire today...
I got a flat on the way to work yesterday and texted my dad "Blew a tire today. Was fun"
His response: "I didn't know you were dating a tire"
http://imgur.com/EIA9g8e
So my dad blew up the bathroom..
Then proceeded to walk out and say "NO WORRIES, I've sprayed the bathroom with orange scented febreze, now it smells like shitrus."
A truck carrying a load of lightweight narrow boats blew a tire and crashed into a river.
Did you see the volcano in South America that blew its top?
With all of the cloud cover, it must be Chile.
Got a surprise when I blew my nose earlier
I thought it was a booger but it's'not
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
A storm blew away 75% of my roof
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
The cheese factory blew up the other day
All that was left was de brie
Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
A storm just came through and blew 25% of our roof off last night
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
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