A list of puns related to "Birthday Gift"
Seems like someoneβs gonna get lead tonight.
I donβt know what to make of it.
Iβm finding it hard to deal with this.
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place."
It might be stupid, but it's a perfect 5/7, wood repost again.
But she slowly started warming up to it.
So his son plays baseball and his mitt was in rough condition. They make these little boxes for baseball mitts that put out heat, humidity, and massage the mitt slightly to keep it in good condition. They're pretty small and can fit on a kitchen counter top. It's best to keep them near the sink to refill the water reservoir when it gets low. It's helpful if it's like right above the sink. My friend had put his on the bar behind the sink.
It was seriously the nicest bar mitt spa I had ever seen!
Canβt believe he let the cat out of the bag.
"yes, you can start packing your stuff tommorow"
Jesus sure didn't
A broken drum it's unbeatable
It wasnβt a big deal.
Sister: I think I'm going to get her a Frozen blanket
Me: Don't bother. By the time it gets here it'll have thawed out
If you seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Me: hey can you sneakily check and see what size shoe mom wears? Dad: shoer
I find it extremely difficult to deal with.
I find that very hard to deal with.
I find that very hard to deal with.
Iβm having a hard time dealing with it.
βI wanted my presents felt.β
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