Today’s my husband’s birthday and he’s a huge pencil enthusiast. I got him a great gift

Seems like someone’s gonna get lead tonight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimvandashian
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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last gift on birthday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabrinna_22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m finding it hard to deal with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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β€œDad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”

Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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My dad gave me a Walmart gift card for my birthday

Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoredLeo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I have a friend who was born on May 7th. Every year for his birthday I re-gift him a pristine 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it, but I have a perfect record.

It might be stupid, but it's a perfect 5/7, wood repost again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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It's my birthday. This was my gift. v.redd.it/ncdim2ocm1631
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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β€œDad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?” reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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The wife hated that her birthday gift was a fire pit.

But she slowly started warming up to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My Jewish friend got his son the best 13th birthday gift.

So his son plays baseball and his mitt was in rough condition. They make these little boxes for baseball mitts that put out heat, humidity, and massage the mitt slightly to keep it in good condition. They're pretty small and can fit on a kitchen counter top. It's best to keep them near the sink to refill the water reservoir when it gets low. It's helpful if it's like right above the sink. My friend had put his on the bar behind the sink.

It was seriously the nicest bar mitt spa I had ever seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJordanCarroll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow and she’s wanted to get a new cat (recently lost our old one), so my son and I got a cat from the animal shelter, put her gently into a large gift bag and brought her home. Before I could shut my driver door my son ran inside and ruined the surprise...

Can’t believe he let the cat out of the bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5d2248650
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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When i turned 18 My dad gave me a BIG birthday gift, it wasn't that heavy - i opened it and saw an empty box.. "but dad, it's empty?"

"yes, you can start packing your stuff tommorow"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laugeba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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People with birthdays falling on Christmas shouldn't mind that gifts are combined for the holiday...

Jesus sure didn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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What's the best birthday gift?

A broken drum it's unbeatable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stohi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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My wife thought I was mad because the only birthday gift I received was this comically miniature playing cards.

It wasn’t a big deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Discussing my nieces birthday gift with me sister...

Sister: I think I'm going to get her a Frozen blanket

Me: Don't bother. By the time it gets here it'll have thawed out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewiesdick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2014
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I was shopping for a friend's birthday gift. I looked in Sears, JCPenney, BestBuy and then I realized...

If you seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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Unsurprisingly, my dad's favorite gift for his 60th birthday was from his uncle. An iPhone and iPad!! imgur.com/4ExexJl
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I texted my dad for help with my moms birthday gift

Me: hey can you sneakily check and see what size shoe mom wears? Dad: shoer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rachelsquito
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2014
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The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I find it extremely difficult to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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The only gift I got for my birthday is a deck of sticky playing cards.

I find that very hard to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I find that very hard to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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β€œDad, why did you wrap my birthday gift with this weird fabric?”

β€œI wanted my presents felt.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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