A list of puns related to "Celebrating"
We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.
Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.
Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"
And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.
Oak-tober fest
I guess I'm just a faux pas.
Itβs his 32nd birthday.
The song clearly says, βNo AL, No AL...β
Happy Bday
Then my desserts will have come full circle.
New Years Adam.
Iβm assuming itβs something she ate.
We're going to a Kanted house and later we might play Heidegger seek.
by doing something decade-ent
We started talking about making plans for Thanksgiving, and who could host. My brother in law started to offer his house, but then said "well I don't want to volunteer [his wife] - she's going to have a lot on her plate.
I replied, "It's Thanksgiving. We're all going to have a lot on our plates."
To which her dad responds, "Isn't it always 'present time'?"
It's my 32nd birthday (true story).
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