I met a woman once at a party celebrating my father's 50th birthday.

We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.

Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.

Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"

And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A__Wild__Goose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Trees celebrating this month as

Oak-tober fest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OshriM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.

I guess I'm just a faux pas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Elvis_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Are French speaking people celebrating 420 as well? Or do they just call it 80?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveOcelot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I was driving behind this guy and realized he is celebrating a whole year early!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggysnack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I was driving behind this guy and realized he is celebrating a whole year early!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggysnack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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This year my dad is celebrating his birthday for half a minute. Why you may ask?

It’s his 32nd birthday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Did you know that guys named Albert are forbidden from celebrating Christmas?

The song clearly says, β€œNo AL, No AL...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justainsel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Today we're celebrating the birth of the second letter of the alphabet.

Happy Bday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squrr1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Who was also celebrating the first New Years Eve?

New Years Adam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x3astu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 66 years on the throne.

I’m assuming it’s something she ate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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When your friends are out there celebrating New Year's and you stay at home just being yourself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalvioN21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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I'm celebrating Halloween with the kids from my philosophy class...

We're going to a Kanted house and later we might play Heidegger seek.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyggeligz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2012
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My wife and I are celebrating our 10 year anniversary...

by doing something decade-ent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hann1980
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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My family was celebrating my nephew's birthday tonight

We started talking about making plans for Thanksgiving, and who could host. My brother in law started to offer his house, but then said "well I don't want to volunteer [his wife] - she's going to have a lot on her plate.

I replied, "It's Thanksgiving. We're all going to have a lot on our plates."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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How I'll be celebrating this important holiday. badjokesnobs.com/2013/11/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NopeNope44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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Celebrating Christmas early, SO says, "It's present time!"

To which her dad responds, "Isn't it always 'present time'?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JLambo54
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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This year I'm celebrating my birthday for half a minute.

It's my 32nd birthday (true story).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MycoChemist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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