Did you know that there's a whole religion of people that celebrate Pi day?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Where did the car thieves go to celebrate after a successful robbery?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
We canβt celebrate New Years because then...
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captainβs birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, βArrr! That was a costly mistake...β
βWe lost a lot of doubloons.β
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My friend asked what I was doing to celebrate my cake day.
I sat silently because I had no re-torte
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I went to the candle store to celebrate my cake day...
They were having a blowout sale.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
My wifeβs 32 today but Iβm only allowed to celebrate my wifeβs birthday for half a minute
After all it is her thirty second birthday
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︎ May 18 2020
How do pickles celebrate their cake day?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What is a cat's favorite way to celebrate?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day ?
They're very scentimental
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I think when this pandemic is over with, we need to have a day to celebrate truckers, for keeping the country running throughout all this. Maybe October 4th?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
After my sonβs team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
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︎ May 01 2019
I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes
I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year
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︎ Apr 25 2020
To celebrate my cake day, I thought I'd give you all a pun.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
To celebrate Bundesliga return tonight!!
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︎ May 16 2020
The town Iβm from just completed dredging a new river thatβs going to make travel a lot easier. Theyβre having a feast to celebrate! Itβs going to be called...
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My daughter: I'm turning 32 next week so I want to celebrate in a big way
Me: Okay but don't get your hopes up we're only going to celebrate for half a minute.
She: What? Why?
Me: Because it's your thirty-second birthday
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︎ May 17 2020
What holiday do we celebrate in May to remember all the mothers we lost in the past year?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Once a year I celebrate getting a sleeping place all to myself.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Today is a day to celebrate motherfuckers.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
How do bees celebrate?
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︎ May 09 2020
A want to have a party to celebrate our solar system.
I just have to planet first.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Jehovahs witnesses donβt celebrate halloween
I guess they donβt appreciate random people coming to their door
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︎ Oct 13 2019
They celebrate the trials and tribulations of the inventors of Kotex today during Women's History Month!
It's a rags to riches story
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I asked my wife if she'd like a new Diamond Ring to celebrate our Anniversary
"Nothing would make me happier!" She replied
- So I got her nothing
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...
He really reigned on my parade.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
I really wish I had made a pun about how we celebrate New Years Eve in Times Square.
I really dropped the ball on that one.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
I donβt understand why people celebrate pi day
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︎ Mar 14 2019
I had a math test and the bouns question was to put down the first three numbers of Pi to celebrate Pi day.
I guess i would rate this day a 22/7.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Just realized why we celebrate Pride month in the summer.
Because pride cometh before the Fall.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Why are Americans so slow to celebrate 07.04.
I mean, it was the 7th of April months ago...
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︎ Jul 04 2018
To celebrate our wedding, my wife and I opened a few bottles from my late grandfatherβs whiskey collection.
That way, he could be there in spirit.
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︎ May 22 2019
To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies".
They were a little on the Chewy side.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
My son was so excited to celebrate Father's Day . . .
That he woke screaming two hours before his normal wakeup time, and has resisted all attempts to take his morning nap.
Joke's on you, Dad!
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Why did the egg celebrate?
Because it just got laid.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
Jehovahβs Witness donβt celebrate Halloween
I guess they donβt appreciate random strangers knocking on their doors
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︎ Jan 18 2019
I got to celebrate my birthday for half a minute today!
It's my thirty second birthday.
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︎ Feb 17 2018
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