Did you know that there's a whole religion of people that celebrate Pi day?

They're very pious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tr0ubleBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?

Woo! Tang is forever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Where did the car thieves go to celebrate after a successful robbery?

Carrabba’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idontgiveAdam333
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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We can’t celebrate New Years because then...

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thr0wAway4M3sh3ll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve

To the space bar !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumbA5h
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?

Gruyère

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, β€œArrr! That was a costly mistake...”

β€œWe lost a lot of doubloons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My friend asked what I was doing to celebrate my cake day.

I sat silently because I had no re-torte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g_cagny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I went to the candle store to celebrate my cake day...

They were having a blowout sale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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My wife’s 32 today but I’m only allowed to celebrate my wife’s birthday for half a minute

After all it is her thirty second birthday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidgyboat5955
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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How do pickles celebrate their cake day?

They relish the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TB_II
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What is a cat's favorite way to celebrate?

A purr-ade

  • credit to my 8-year-old!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day ?

They're very scentimental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I think when this pandemic is over with, we need to have a day to celebrate truckers, for keeping the country running throughout all this. Maybe October 4th?

Call it the big 10-4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.

It was the father, son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes

I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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To celebrate my cake day, I thought I'd give you all a pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigiblade777
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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To celebrate Bundesliga return tonight!!
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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...

The New River Gorge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My daughter: I'm turning 32 next week so I want to celebrate in a big way

Me: Okay but don't get your hopes up we're only going to celebrate for half a minute.

She: What? Why?

Me: Because it's your thirty-second birthday

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What holiday do we celebrate in May to remember all the mothers we lost in the past year?

Momorial Day

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Once a year I celebrate getting a sleeping place all to myself.

It's my berth day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Today is a day to celebrate motherfuckers.

Happy Father's Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beingtwiceasnice
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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How do bees celebrate?

Hive-fives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_potionsprodigy_
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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A want to have a party to celebrate our solar system.

I just have to planet first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evasive-Cupid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween

I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johannes_Cabal_NA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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They celebrate the trials and tribulations of the inventors of Kotex today during Women's History Month!

It's a rags to riches story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I asked my wife if she'd like a new Diamond Ring to celebrate our Anniversary

"Nothing would make me happier!" She replied

- So I got her nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angster001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...

He really reigned on my parade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I really wish I had made a pun about how we celebrate New Years Eve in Times Square.

I really dropped the ball on that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd011394
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I don’t understand why people celebrate pi day

It’s irrational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trm19
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I had a math test and the bouns question was to put down the first three numbers of Pi to celebrate Pi day.

I guess i would rate this day a 22/7.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amigolol789
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Just realized why we celebrate Pride month in the summer.

Because pride cometh before the Fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeriousMichael
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Why are Americans so slow to celebrate 07.04.

I mean, it was the 7th of April months ago...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frasna7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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To celebrate our wedding, my wife and I opened a few bottles from my late grandfather’s whiskey collection.

That way, he could be there in spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies".

They were a little on the Chewy side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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My son was so excited to celebrate Father's Day . . .

That he woke screaming two hours before his normal wakeup time, and has resisted all attempts to take his morning nap.

Joke's on you, Dad!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Why did the egg celebrate?

Because it just got laid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alex148
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Jehovah’s Witness don’t celebrate Halloween

I guess they don’t appreciate random strangers knocking on their doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tedt93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I got to celebrate my birthday for half a minute today!

It's my thirty second birthday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotfoffeemomma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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