When does a joke become a dad joke ?

When it leaves and never comes back

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Will glass coffins ever become popular?

Remains to be seen

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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

Now that’s humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dooniel5
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it's been repeated several times, and yet still ignored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
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When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
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Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician

She was shocked.

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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His drill slipped

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How did the anatomy teacher become successful

He got a head

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I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...

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The farmer decided to become a DJ...

... while he was putting down some sick beets!

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My son wanted to become a plumber

However his plans were nothing more than a pipe dream.

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I’ve decided at long last to become a plumber. I’m going to take the plunge.
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A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to β€œGet with the times...

New Roman.”

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I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor

I told him they will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamiestonee
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Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?

He wanted to be naan-offensive.

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Did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
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I've recently become a delivery driver

yes, it has it's UPS and downs, but I still love it

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Which cheese is most likely to become the pope?

Swiss, it’s the holiest

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I've bought a book called 'How to become an expert in Origami.'

So far, I've made over 1000 paper snow balls.

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I went to college to become a meteorologist but I quit because

too much of the grade was based on class precipitation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientVariety
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When I heard you could become a sperm donor by post...

I came in a jiffy.

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After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.

I've got a ton of sick beets.

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Why do people become more and more horrible as they grow taller?

Because they gruesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohtarmaGandhi
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I think I'll become a baker.

I really knead the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
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A good joke becomes a dad joke when...

...you go father

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Might become a doctor

To help people but most importantly when the mailman/mailwoman arrives to my house I can say "just what the doctor ordered"

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Why Did The Cook Want to Become a Writer?

Because he wanted to flip the script!

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You need a pilots license before you become a spy.

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When I become a lawyer, I want to defend a penguin....

Just so I can say, "Your honour!! My client clearly isn't a flight risk."

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I never intended to become addicted to paddling my kayak into whirlpools.

It’s just something I got sucked into.

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Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports

It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiltonfondu
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I am about to become a dad for the second time...

Should my jokes become worse or more frequent?

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I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...

He was just Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I think i am ready to become a dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
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When does a dad joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azerex99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeGuy1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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When does a joke become a β€œdad joke"?

When it becomes apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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When does a joke become a dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent! But when does it become apparent? ...

After the delivery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingOfHearts94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline is a parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seattlesummerfun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Will glass coffins become popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fresh_forge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline is a parent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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When does a joke become a dad joke

When it becomes apparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sniperpug128487
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Do you think glass coffins will become popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Will glass coffins become popular?

Remains to be seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What happens when a ghost becomes a dad

It becomes apparent

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