When does a joke become a dad joke ?
When it leaves and never comes back
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's been repeated several times, and yet still ignored.
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When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
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Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
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How did the anatomy teacher become successful
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I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...
Now I've really hit rock bottom.
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The farmer decided to become a DJ...
... while he was putting down some sick beets!
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My son wanted to become a plumber
However his plans were nothing more than a pipe dream.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Iβve decided at long last to become a plumber. Iβm going to take the plunge.
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A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends werenβt very supportive. They kept telling him to βGet with the times...
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I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor
I told him they will be mist
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Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
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Did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
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I've recently become a delivery driver
yes, it has it's UPS and downs, but I still love it
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Which cheese is most likely to become the pope?
Swiss, itβs the holiest
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I've bought a book called 'How to become an expert in Origami.'
So far, I've made over 1000 paper snow balls.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I went to college to become a meteorologist but I quit because
too much of the grade was based on class precipitation.
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When I heard you could become a sperm donor by post...
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After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.
I've got a ton of sick beets.
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Why do people become more and more horrible as they grow taller?
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I think I'll become a baker.
I really knead the dough.
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A good joke becomes a dad joke when...
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Might become a doctor
To help people but most importantly when the mailman/mailwoman arrives to my house I can say "just what the doctor ordered"
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Why Did The Cook Want to Become a Writer?
Because he wanted to flip the script!
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You need a pilots license before you become a spy.
After all, you'll be in da skies.
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When I become a lawyer, I want to defend a penguin....
Just so I can say, "Your honour!! My client clearly isn't a flight risk."
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I never intended to become addicted to paddling my kayak into whirlpools.
Itβs just something I got sucked into.
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Since moving to Finland Iβve become addicted to winter sports
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. Itβs a real slippery slope
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I am about to become a dad for the second time...
Should my jokes become worse or more frequent?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...
He was just Biden his time.
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I think i am ready to become a dad
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When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
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When does a joke become a βdad joke"?
When it becomes apparent.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent! But when does it become apparent? ...
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︎ Dec 06 2020
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline is a parent.
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Will glass coffins become popular?
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline is a parent!
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When does a joke become a dad joke
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Do you think glass coffins will become popular?
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Will glass coffins become popular?
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What happens when a ghost becomes a dad
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