Hairy potter.
A Bolsheviking.
Because he had an e-reptile dysfunction
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."
Kung Fu Man Chew
He said, "Have you got a place to sleep for the night?"
I said, "Yes, but thank you for the offer," and closed the door.
At the job interview, the manager of the company greeted the applicant and upon noticing his facial hair, promptly asked the man how attached he was to the beard.
The man, tugging on his facial hair, replied “very.”
A "to-go tea."
Female co-worker: "Awww. Poor Santa! He's getting drenched!" Me: "It's okay. Santa likes rain, dear."
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
A clipptomaniac!
But its growing on me.
With a chinsaw.
But then it grew on me.
Then they started to grow on me.
I told her it's growing on me.
But its really starting to grow on me.
.....but that didn't seem to cheer her up
but it really grew on me.
I grow down or sideways, but I never grow up!
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg, asking “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor then pointed to the pirate’s eyepatch, again asking “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, a bird flew by and shat in me eye.”
The sailor responded with “That’s not as impressive as the first two”.
“Aye, it was me first day with me hook.”
Because he conditioned it.
But lately, it’s been growing on me.
I didn't really like it at first, but I have to say it's really grown on me.
“Santa: you’ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?”
Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: “A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
“Well Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?”
“And I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!”
I wasn’t sure about how It looked but it grew on me!
But it's really growing on me.
I said "Funnily enough it's grown on me too!"
I guess he’s just trying to shave face…
It's called the Santa Clause
I told her: No, it's growing on me
To which I said, “I grew it over winter, but I’m thinking of shaving it off. Only it’s been growing on me”
Every hair counts!
My wife hates it, but it's really growing on me.
I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.
Then it grew on me. finger guns
But after a while it really has grown on me
What do you know, it's growing on me too.
It's growing on me
But it's growing on me
but I can say it's definitely grown on me.
"Because it's growing on me."
But then it grew on me 🧔🏻
But then it grew on me.
But now it's starting to really grow on me.
