A list of puns related to "Baby Doctor"
Me: Please bring me the one my wife made
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you. Woman: oh no, not my brother, what an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.
But let me give it a shot.
Dad: actually, weβd like him to keep his liver
Parents: Actually, we want him to keep his liver please.
Dad: OB Juan, youβre our only hope.
He told me βsorry your wife didnβt make itβ
I then handed him the baby back and said βwell bring me the one my wife madeβ
Well, the doc says, I look at the baby and then I look at the mom and say - your baby looks just like you!
But I think Iβll give it a shot.
But let me give it a shot.
Doctor: Iβm sorry sir your wife didnβt make it
I hand the baby back
Me: can you please bring me one my wife did make please?
The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make."
Me: βActually, weβd like him to keep his liver.β
But let me give it a shot.
The husband handed the baby back and said "well then, give me the one my wife did make!"
Dad: Actualy weed like him to keep his liver
Father : β Actually doctor, we would like for him to keep his liverβ
Doctor: "You had twins! A boy and a girl and they are both fine. We let the brother name them both for you"
Mother: "Oh shit, he's an idiot! What did he name my baby girl?"
Doctor: "Denise."
Mother: "Oh.. That's not too bad. What is my sons name?"
Doctor: "Denephew"
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