Doctor: Here is your newborn baby but we are sorry that your wife didnโ€™t make it

Me: Please bring me the one my wife made

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sorry4ThisBut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27 2020
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A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you. Woman: oh no, not my brother, what an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/6Bazrael66
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16 2020
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As a doctor, I never make a joke about an unvaccinated baby.

But let me give it a shot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30 2019
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Doctor: Iโ€™m going to deliver the baby

Dad: actually, weโ€™d like him to keep his liver

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tako831
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08 2020
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Doctor: I will be delivering your baby.

Parents: Actually, we want him to keep his liver please.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CREEPONATER
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13 2019
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Doctor: Hi, my name is Juan, and Iโ€™ll be delivering your baby.

Dad: OB Juan, youโ€™re our only hope.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14 2019
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The doctor walked into the room with a sad look on his face and handed me a new born baby

He told me โ€œsorry your wife didnโ€™t make itโ€

I then handed him the baby back and said โ€œwell bring me the one my wife madeโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/alexbeltran43
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22 2017
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So the doctor hands me the baby and tells me my wife didn't make it reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LordOscarFedz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07 2019
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A mom brings her baby to the doctor who says - wow, your baby is beautiful ! She says - thanks, but I'm sure you say that to every mom. He says - no I don't. She asks - what do you say if the baby is ugly??

Well, the doc says, I look at the baby and then I look at the mom and say - your baby looks just like you!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/2donutkid2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20 2018
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Doctor: Today we will deliver the baby reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nosepie123
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18 2018
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I hate having to take my baby son to the doctors, it cost so much and they always keep the tip.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/willgchurch1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 09 2017
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As a doctor, I never make jokes about an unvaccinated baby.

But I think Iโ€™ll give it a shot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07 2020
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As a doctor I never made a joke about an unvaccinated baby.

But let me give it a shot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SuperStar1007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08 2020
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Doctor hands me my baby

Doctor: Iโ€™m sorry sir your wife didnโ€™t make it

I hand the baby back

Me: can you please bring me one my wife did make please?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_Nightman_82
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10 2020
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"I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it," A doctor said as he handed a man his newborn baby.

The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SailorJaywah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28 2018
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Doctor: โ€œAlright, it looks like weโ€™re ready to deliver the baby.โ€

Me: โ€œActually, weโ€™d like him to keep his liver.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/twist-17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24 2018
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As a doctor, Iโ€™ve never made a joke about an unvaccinated baby.

But let me give it a shot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22 2019
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At the maternity hospital, a doctor handed the husband the baby and said "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it."

The husband handed the baby back and said "well then, give me the one my wife did make!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jworkmusicofficial
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01 2018
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Doctor: were going to deliver the baby

Dad: Actualy weed like him to keep his liver

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/liltrigger
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25 2018
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OBGYN : โ€œHello, Iโ€™m the doctor that is going to deliver your babyโ€

Father : โ€œ Actually doctor, we would like for him to keep his liverโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tgamezz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 21 2018
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A single woman who was 3 months pregnant fell into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awoke and asked the doctor about her baby...

Doctor: "You had twins! A boy and a girl and they are both fine. We let the brother name them both for you"

Mother: "Oh shit, he's an idiot! What did he name my baby girl?"

Doctor: "Denise."

Mother: "Oh.. That's not too bad. What is my sons name?"

Doctor: "Denephew"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Luxbu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22 2015
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